1) Sneaking into their base, taking their helicopter, flying it back to somewhere obscure and just sitting like a plum in it.
done this and have had it done, doesn;t last long no all's fair in love and war, tho is a bit lame
2) You are the best pilot on your team. Someone else is going to beat you to the helicopter, so you rocket it and blow it up before they get in, so they wander elsewhere (in a strop) and you get the new spawned heli. The team enjoys your super-duper helicopter skilz!
this is pretty lame, i would just wait for them to crash and then take my go
3) You've found a spot where you can sit and snipe for an entire round, and DUE TO A BUG no-one can shoot you back as you've kind of half-dropped through the ground! Your score is mental. You're impossible to be killed. People on the opposition are leaving the server.
LAMEEEE... tho would prob use it for a bit but would get bored pretty quick xP
4) You and your mate make the ULTIMATE tank team. You grabbed the tank but then someone else entirely,from your team , jumped in the gunners seat. You ask him to politely get out but he won't. So ok, if he's being difficult you will, you just sit in the tank, in your base, doing nothing. You'll try and bore him out of the tank so you and your mate can go and have your kicks ..
nah not cool, would just ask a good few times and then just go about untill we die or he gets out at some point
5) FF is ON. Nooby sniper lying in useless position hitting no-one. No matter what you say about him moving forward he sits like a plum making rubbish potshots at the enemy doing your team no good at all. Teach him a lesson with a bullet to the head?
not cool

everyone learns in their own ways
6) You are squad leader. You order 'attack A'. 2 of your squad ignore you and attack 'B'! They're definately only using your squad as a 'forward spawning point' they are ignoring ALL orders. Booted from squad?
lol unless ya got voip or they actually communicate i find people dont tend to follow orders anyways
7) Someone uses harsh swear words on chat to someone else. Boot? Or to be expected, fair enough?
everyone gets a bit of a rage now and then

as long as t wasnt going on for a while or spamming who cares.
8) A person is screaming abuse at a player over chat for 10 minutes, demanding he leave so that 'my friend can join so we can form the ultimate squad as the server is full at the moment'. It seems they've picked a random bloke, and are trying to harass him out of the server so their ultimate squad can rule! The bloke they picked always likes going 'rambo' rather then doing anything team coordinated ..
now this sucks, we try to get all of us in the game (sometimes 6 of us) and it can be hard to get in a server as some fill up quick, but we just wait and tell them at the end of the round to spam the join button
9) Whatever your team does, one of your team members 'global chats' it to the enemy just for the lolz. 'They are all going for point A', 'Their helicopter has just spawned I'll bring it to your base don't shoot me down you can have it' etc. ..
doubt the opposite team would take much notice to be honest, and would have to be typing constantly as so much is going on all the time.
10) Your team could at any time blow up the last remaining point, but is so enjoying killing the opposition so much it doesn't bother doing it, rather just sitting having total control of the map, killing you all repeatedly for the points and the lolz.
everyone likes to get a few more kills

tho i would prob want to try and get the objective when one a few tickets left.
11) members on opposition team, 3. Members on your team, 24. Marvellous?
ha this is quite funny actually i was in a similar sort of situation last night
was playing rush and there was about 8v8 but people started leaving from each side but it was me and 3 clan members and they all switched to the other side cos they were defending well... i was sayign i was going to go buy a player said not to on the other side and called the clan up on their *** team switching, so then 3 people on their side switched to my team and so it was 4 of us and the 3 clans and one random on theirs.
we absolutly demolished them xD even tho we didnt have many tickets left as they were spawn killing my team before the switch. we got all the rush points and won

and then when we were defending they only managed to destroy one objective

was one of the most funs games ive have yet
