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Some bloke just came and spoke to me about bibles 
He was nigerian or something, so i immediatly thought i was being scammed and they were robbing my house from behind, but then i saw another white bloke, who was the scrauniest man i've ever seen doing the same thing. Being the cool dude i am, i tired to teach him about pastafarianism. I don't think he really understood me. He had highlighted parts in his bible, i'm sure that counts as defacing it :/. He opened up the bible, then turned it up side down, then closed it then turned it the right way round then opened it again before reading about 5 lines. They were completly disjointed and made no sense spoken together they way he did it. He then tried explaining the extracts he read in basic langauge, was something along the lines of the world will have no borders, so presumably no pride for my country :/ sounds good 
He asked me if i wanted some 'literature' i said no, i've got the internet, then he asked me again, so i said no. He then said thank you for your time, and walked off. One thing i did notice was that he seemed to have some sort of fungus on the palms of his hands....can you catch leprasy?
Another wierd thing was that when the doorbell goes my dog normally goes mad woofing right up against the door, however with this bloke my dog just woofed twice and wouldn't leave the lounge, perhaps there was a heavenly spirit with him
He was nigerian or something, so i immediatly thought i was being scammed and they were robbing my house from behind, but then i saw another white bloke, who was the scrauniest man i've ever seen doing the same thing. Being the cool dude i am, i tired to teach him about pastafarianism. I don't think he really understood me. He had highlighted parts in his bible, i'm sure that counts as defacing it :/. He opened up the bible, then turned it up side down, then closed it then turned it the right way round then opened it again before reading about 5 lines. They were completly disjointed and made no sense spoken together they way he did it. He then tried explaining the extracts he read in basic langauge, was something along the lines of the world will have no borders, so presumably no pride for my country :/ sounds good He asked me if i wanted some 'literature' i said no, i've got the internet, then he asked me again, so i said no. He then said thank you for your time, and walked off. One thing i did notice was that he seemed to have some sort of fungus on the palms of his hands....can you catch leprasy?Another wierd thing was that when the doorbell goes my dog normally goes mad woofing right up against the door, however with this bloke my dog just woofed twice and wouldn't leave the lounge, perhaps there was a heavenly spirit with him
