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malc30 said:
I was chatting to some Doris online who had Double G boobs. :eek: Of course she had the Batty to match but I still smashed her Pasty. :D
One thing I've noticed about big girls are how Moist they get, Quite sloppy in fact & I've Never ridden a big girl who don't self baist.
I am the kind of guy that won't refuse a Doris a ride though as long as I find summit sexy about her.
Having said that I would say my preference is for Curvy women as I am not into riding Ironing boards or wilderbeasts.
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most people use lubricants anyway?

i went into wilkinsons earlier for cat litter and ended up getting a catnip filled ball and some durex lubricant.

the guy on the till looked at me like i was going to go home and rape some cats :D
 
I didn't even know there was a size 30, I thought after like 24 they just started naming the sizes 'f-in huge', 'holy crap!', big mofo', 'wha teh fux', 'dead next week' etc.
 
once it gets to the stage of needing a bag of flour.... I'm outta there.

Least with an ugly girl you can hide it with a bag, but in the dark a big bertha is still a big bertha.
 
More Pushhin' for your cushiin....


Its a well known fact, fat girls are better in bed than pretty pretty girls, because they have to try extra hard to try to get you back in bed wiht them..
 
im slightly torn for a good metaphor. i wouldnt ride a bike that was smaller than my frame because it would look wierd, like i was riding a clown bike. however i wouldnt ride a girl bigger than me because i wouldnt feel is if i was in control, i guess girls are different from bikes...huh

its the waist size i guess, thinner than my waist and your alright

and also personality goes along way
 
I shagged a chubby girl once. Never again, I swear I was pure disguised with myself in the morning, I got up, left her house and doddled to the nearest Tescos and bought a litre of their finest own brand vodka.

Drank that on the bus on the way home.

Never again. Urgh. The feel of flabby bits disgusts me.
 
malc30 said:
I was chatting to some Doris online who had Double G boobs. :eek: Of course she had the Batty to match but I still smashed her Pasty. :D
One thing I've noticed about big girls are how Moist they get, Quite sloppy in fact & I've Never ridden a big girl who don't self baist.
I am the kind of guy that won't refuse a Doris a ride though as long as I find summit sexy about her.
Having said that I would say my preference is for Curvy women as I am not into riding Ironing boards or wilderbeasts.
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You are such a poetical charmer :)
 
I would say I much prefer slim women, my girlfriend is only 8 stone at 5'6" but I wouldn't be bothered if she put on any weight. However there's a reasonable line that can be crossed, if she put on another 8 stone for example it would definitely affect how attractive I found her. But if she put on even a few stone, I would still find her gorgeous :) . BBW are definitely a step too far in my eyes.
 
No, fat women turn up every now and then. It's like Muslims, Watches and Tattoos, there are certain subjects on OCUK that just inspire unbridled persecution from 80% of the community.

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Although in fairness, the latest Tattoo thread seems to escaped relatively unscathed.
 
Christ! I was eating my lunch when I read Malc's post....I almost choked you Do not swear!

Hahah!
 
nyone order a GIANT PASTY?

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MWAHAHAHAHA
 
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