My desk can already handle the XL Big, Girthy and Black thing, but its looking to be stretched and deeply filled to its limits, and is therefore craving to have an XXL Big, Girthy and Black one instead.
But I keep telling my desk - 'NO! You cannot have new playtoys. I have already given you so much including my XL Big, Girthy and Black one, yet you still demand more?????
Either be content with the already impressive size of your current XL Big, Girthy and Black thing, or find someone else to buy you the XXL Big, Girthy and Black thing.
*Desk makes puppy dog eyes*
'But, but but .... the XL Big, Girthy and Black thing is too small and doesnt fill me up or satisfy me anymore, please master, I need the XXL!!!
Gah ..... How do I resist the temptation of filling it with the XXL Big, Girthy and Black thing instead? The next thing you know, my desk will be wanting to take both the XL AND the XXL Big, Girthy and Black things at THE SAME TIME!
.... Wait, what is this post about again?
Who has a desk that big?!?!?!?!
^^ Should've gone to Ikea:
Only £22 for the tabletop, plus you can buy much cheaper legs for it.