Big Macs

McDonald's's 'normal' burgers do strike me as incredibly small.

Eek this is turning into an exercise in the correct usage of the apostrophe!
 
Even worse, it's not just Big Macs, pay close enough attention and you'll notice everything is slowly getting smaller, your neighbours, your pets, your house, your car, KitKats, Mars Bars, everything.

It's like the opposite of the Big Bang on a global scale affecting everything apart from you.
 
As above, your just getting fat and your disgustinng fat mind is making things look smaller to compensate for the fact you have to eat more because you're fat.
 
Even worse, it's not just Big Macs, pay close enough attention and you'll notice everything is slowly getting smaller, your neighbours, your pets, your house, your car, KitKats, Mars Bars, everything.

It's like the opposite of the Big Bang on a global scale affecting everything apart from you.

And your penis, it still affects that :(
 
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