Bionic penis

[robfosters]

wow, this is incredible. Doctors have fitted a penisless man with a bionic penis made from his skin, muscle and veins! It’s fully wired into his testicles and he presses a button in his groin to fill it wil fluid and get an erection!

On a serious level, the condition affected him badly and he attempted suicide in 2012 over it. He now has a wife and recently lost his virginity for the first time thanks to his bionic willy. Good stuff I say.

Can you imagine pulling a bird though and saying “hang on a minute love while I activate my bionic knob”

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/...thout-organ-finally-sex-aged-45.html#comments

 

[Avenged7Fold]

Can you imagine pulling a bird though and saying “hang on a minute love while I activate my bionic knob”

Probably no more a mood killer than '********, now where was that Johnny...'

 

[doodah]

I get a rise from stories like this!

Strange but happy for him.

 

[Avenged7Fold]

I get a rise from stories like this!

Is... is this an erection joke?

 

[doodah]

Yes

I will get my coat...

 

[Yas786]

Interesting as I was reading about it this morning. He was born without a penis so that must have been tough as it is.

Question is does he feel any sensations down there?? And is he able to impregnate his wife??

 

[Skorpion]

Gotta have some balls to do that.....

 

[Minusorange]

How did he have a pee all those years without being able to aim ?

 

[doodah]

Must be an equivalent of a colostomy bag for peeing?

 

[Maccapacca]

Must be an equivalent of a colostomy bag for peeing?

Colostomy bags are for colons not bladders.

 

[pastymuncher]

That brings a new meaning to turning me on!!

 

[ttaskmaster]

Can you imagine pulling a bird though and saying “hang on a minute love while I activate my bionic knob”

Can you imagine being ready to go at the press of a button, time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time again, though?

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

“hang on a minute love while I activate my bionic knob”

I would watch this film.

 

[doodah]

Colostomy bags are for colons not bladders.

That's why I said equivalent, that's for poo. Always
imagined catheters been more suitable whilst stationary (in a hospital bed) so assumed there might be an equivalent.

 

[james.miller]

Inspector Gadget; Go GO BIONIC KNOB

 

[Chris Wilson]

His wife eloquently describes it as huge, always ready for action, retains its attention indefinitely and functions even when he's drunk, what more could a girl wish for... save perhaps sponsorship for him from Varta batteries?

 

[Mercenary Keyboard Warrior]

Oh good news for him, i thought it was a new kickname for jacob rees mogg on seeing the title

 

[Narj]

I would watch this film.

RoboCock ?

 

[monkentage]

 

[wolfie138]

"recently lost his virginity for the first time"

i'm not sure you can lose it more than once.