Bionic penis

[Chris Wilson]

"Where's the damned remote gone I fancy a jump?"

 

[CorrectHorseBattery]

OP has an interesting post history.

 

[Minusorange]

i'm not sure you can lose it more than once.

You can if you find it

 

[robfosters]

OP has an interesting post history.

 

[Ace Modder]

Can you imagine being ready to go at the press of a button, time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time again, though?

Imagine being his mate and knowing what it does, and pressing it when sat in the pub.

 

[Roland Butter]

hopefully this procedure not done on the nhs, probably claiming his lack of a penis is the reason he's a virgin

some people, what a bleedin' liberty.

 

[cheesyboy]

Interesting perspective in the story:

The operation was £50,000 per the headline
The US surgeon said it was a $1,000,000 operation.

US health system mark-up is a bit of a shocker!

hastagSAVETHENHS

 

[hyperseven]

But does it have Alexa or Google home functionality?

 

[Chris Wilson]

Imagine being his mate and knowing what it does, and pressing it when sat in the pub.

Technology can have its ups and downs.

 

[ttaskmaster]

Imagine being his mate and knowing what it does, and pressing it when sat in the pub.

Imagine being a complete stranger sat in the same pub, and witnessing one bloke fondling another... whereupon his supposedly "massive" **** suddenly springs up and knocks over everyones' pints!!

 

[Avenged7Fold]

Is corsair going to release an RGB model?

Interesting perspective in the story:

The operation was £50,000 per the headline
The US surgeon said it was a $1,000,000 operation.

US health system mark-up is a bit of a shocker!

hastagSAVETHENHS

Either way, poor value. If there is anything i have learnt from OCuk is that you should never buy the first release or flagship model. You should wait a year and low ball someone second hand in the MM until their willpower withers and they sell for 20% of the price.

 

[aardvark]

can he actually feel anything though or have an orgasm? where did the nerve endings come from?

i'm curious as to whether he actually gets physical enjoyment from this.

 

[Avenged7Fold]

can he actually feel anything though or have an orgasm? where did the nerve endings come from?

i'm curious as to whether he actually gets physical enjoyment from this.

I am very doubtful he can, that would make things far more complicated.

 

[Chris Wilson]

When you get to my age you are just glad it still functions as a reliable tap and that it doesn't need activating every three pints down the pub, or that the washer has started leaking. Has his phallus been pressure tested, just how many PSI can he get in it if he wants to show off?

 

[ttaskmaster]

Is corsair going to release an RGB model?

They already have... it looks suspiciously like a mouse bungee though and costs a lot more, due to all the angular 'Gamer' designs and the RGB up the side.

 

[Avenged7Fold]

Getting in after a long heavy night on the lash and things are not quite quick to respond, just tell the missus it's those damn buggy Razor drivers

 

[cyber69]

Did he get to choose how long it would be?

 

[cheesyboy]

can he actually feel anything though or have an orgasm? where did the nerve endings come from?

i'm curious as to whether he actually gets physical enjoyment from this.

it says they've plumbed it in to his testicles, and that would be pretty pointless if you couldn't actually ejaculate.

Of course, it is the Daily Mail, so you can't necessarily trust what it says.

 

[Lartyconshayo]

"recently lost his virginity for the first time"

i'm not sure you can lose it more than once.

I dunno. I think mine's starting to grow back.

 

[arknor]

didnt someone get this done years ago