Bionic penis

Arthur Hucksake · 12 Sep 2018 at 16:27

wolfie138 said:
"recently lost his virginity for the first time"

i'm not sure you can lose it more than once.

Maybe you can if you were to swap knobs around?

robfosters · 12 Sep 2018 at 16:35

arknor said:
didnt someone get this done years ago

Are you thinking off John Bobbitt?

His was reattached after his wife chopped it off with a knife while was in bed *sobs at the thought

Chris Wilson · 12 Sep 2018 at 16:56

Arthur Hucksake said:
Maybe you can if you were to swap knobs around?

#metwo

Yadda · 12 Sep 2018 at 17:01

cheesyboy said:
Interesting perspective in the story:

The operation was £50,000 per the headline
The US surgeon said it was a $1,000,000 operation.

US health system mark-up is a bit of a shocker!

hastagSAVETHENHS

Six million dollars sounds like a fair price for a bionic little man.

arknor · 12 Sep 2018 at 18:28

robfosters said:
Are you thinking off John Bobbitt?

His was reattached after his wife chopped it off with a knife while was in bed *sobs at the thought

https://www.engadget.com/2015/08/25/pioneering-surgery-gives-man-worlds-first-bionic-penis/
https://www.sciencealert.com/uk-man-receives-what-everyone-s-calling-the-world-s-first-bionic-penis

Kerplunk · 12 Sep 2018 at 18:49

doodah said:
Yes

I will get my coat...

Your raincoat?

Chojin · 12 Sep 2018 at 19:08

arknor said:
didnt someone get this done years ago

Yes

Skunkworks · 12 Sep 2018 at 19:23

Is this true? That headline sounds re-dickless!

wolfie138 · 13 Sep 2018 at 09:13

Arthur Hucksake said:
Maybe you can if you were to swap knobs around?

hmm...maybe if it was a newly created one, if it was a previously-used one from a transplant i don't think it would qualify.

are we taking bets on how long it will be before the first porn flick inspired by this story will be?

glenimp617 · 13 Sep 2018 at 09:17

Couldn't they use a material like skin, rather than having to cut his arm up?

Narj · 13 Sep 2018 at 12:10

The dude really has to say, "Go, Go, Gadget Schlong!" when "activating" it!

danoliver1 · 13 Sep 2018 at 13:22

Its called the Johnny 5.

ttaskmaster · 13 Sep 2018 at 15:03

danoliver1 said:
Its called the Johnny 5.

I'd expect it's more like Johnny 11, if his lady's remarks are to be completely believed!!

Admiral Huddy · 13 Sep 2018 at 15:09

Would be an amusing addition to "The things bought" thread..

Narj · 13 Sep 2018 at 15:22

ttaskmaster said:
I'd expect it's more like Johnny 11, if his lady's remarks are to be completely believed!!

It's more a man's arm than a baby's arm. :eek: