Birds

Metalface Mark · 8 Sep 2006 at 14:12

I was walking home last night, it was a beautiful late summers evening, about 20 degrees. Its quite a long walk, about 3 miles, and it gives me time to destress from work, and to think about life, the universe and everything.

I get to the final road before my street, its about 800 yards long, and has lamp posts on either side. Im looking about as you do, and notice there are two seagulls sitting on the second and third lamp posts.

As i walk up to the lamp post, the first seagull flies off, heads towards the second lamp post, making the other seagull take off and move to the third lamp post.

This happened all the way along, through about 20 lamp posts. I felt very at one with nature, as I walked under the final lamp post, i stop looking at the bird, and didnt notice it had stayed on the lamp post above me.

Can anyone guess what happened next?

shifty_uk · 8 Sep 2006 at 14:14

InwardSinging said:
Can anyone guess what happened next?

You knocked it over with a stone and took it home to eat?

On a serious note, it done the toilet on you?

Visage · 8 Sep 2006 at 14:15

InwardSinging said:
I was walking home last night, it was a beautiful late summers evening, about 20 degrees. Its quite a long walk, about 3 miles, and it gives me time to destress from work, and to think about life, the universe and everything.

I get to the final road before my street, its about 800 yards long, and has lamp posts on either side. Im looking about as you do, and notice there are two seagulls sitting on the second and third lamp posts.

As i walk up to the lamp post, the first seagull flies off, heads towards the second lamp post, making the other seagull take off and move to the third lamp post.

This happened all the way along, through about 20 lamp posts. I felt very at one with nature, as I walked under the final lamp post, i stop looking at the bird, and didnt notice it had stayed on the lamp post above me.

Can anyone guess what happened next?

You got mugged for being a hippy?

Spacky · 8 Sep 2006 at 14:16

You were gargling sea gull poo.

Paulj · 8 Sep 2006 at 14:22

Spacky said:
You were gargling sea gull poo.

ROFL

cleanbluesky · 8 Sep 2006 at 14:25

You went home?

You developed special feelings for a seagul?

Von Smallhausen · 8 Sep 2006 at 14:28

In a rather refreshing change, you were **** on by a bird ?

Brizzles · 8 Sep 2006 at 14:37

Feeling a tad annoyed by the fact you had made him move house , or lampost, 20 times in the last 5 minutes . It swooped down and pecked your eyes out before making off with your sandwiches ?

G18241 · 8 Sep 2006 at 14:58

it decided to leave presents all over your nice, freshly washed and polished car?

but if you had a car why were you walking???? hmmm....

Spacky · 8 Sep 2006 at 15:02

The suspense is killing me.

Mr Nice · 8 Sep 2006 at 15:04

You took both Seagulls home and made them your "shower freak puppets"

The_TailGunner · 8 Sep 2006 at 15:08

Mr Nice said:
You took both Seagulls home and made them your "shower freak puppets"

...hysterics....ahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa....*breathe*

you SOD....now everyone in the office is giving me funny looks...

cleanbluesky · 8 Sep 2006 at 15:10

You felt an urgent desire to post your experience?

Bri · 8 Sep 2006 at 15:19

Spacky said:
The suspense is killing me.

RSI inducing F5 pressing[/QUOTE]

Swiped :D

Metalface Mark · 8 Sep 2006 at 15:45

Im pleased to report it missed me by inches, i felt the wind whistle past me it was that close.

I was more upset that i was feeling all warm and fuzzy about nature and it showed its disgust at me in a most undignified manner.

Wile E. Coyote · 8 Sep 2006 at 15:46

When thet were moving from lampost to lampost they were just lining you up

Mr Nice · 8 Sep 2006 at 15:50

You should have mentioned in your OP that it wasn't worth the wait.

Metalface Mark · 8 Sep 2006 at 15:53

Mr Nice said:
You should have mentioned in your OP that it wasn't worth the wait.

I wasnt actually expecting people to guess

It was a rhetorical question.

Did you think the bird was going to morph into Godzilla or something?

Spacky · 8 Sep 2006 at 15:54

InwardSinging said:
Im pleased to report it missed me by inches, i felt the wind whistle past me it was that close.

I was more upset that i was feeling all warm and fuzzy about nature and it showed its disgust at me in a most undignified manner.

The Sea Gul showed you that you weren't even worthy to be **** on

Metalface Mark · 8 Sep 2006 at 15:55

Spacky said:
The Sea Gul showed you that you weren't even worthy to be **** on

My wife treats me a similar way