Birth Control Pills

SB118 · 7 Oct 2006 at 17:09

Mrs. Smith, an elderly woman, went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills."

Quite surprised, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you're 75 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?"

The woman responded, "They help me sleep better."

The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?"

The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice and I sleep better at night."

Reesy · 7 Oct 2006 at 17:10

*Groan*

Zefan · 7 Oct 2006 at 17:15

'tis good!

Killa_ken · 7 Oct 2006 at 17:17

ho ho ho

YoungBlood · 7 Oct 2006 at 17:27

Oh my sides, please make it stop

Zip · 7 Oct 2006 at 17:32

If you are driving down a road and you see a chav on a bike in your headlights whats the best advice that someone can give you?

Dont Run him down because its probably your bike

Killa_ken · 7 Oct 2006 at 17:35

Zip said:
If you are driving down a road and you see a chav on a bike in your headlights whats the best advice that someone can give you?

Dont Run him down because its probably your bike

LOL

benneh · 7 Oct 2006 at 18:42

They were both very bad

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mrbios · 7 Oct 2006 at 18:50

haha

...they wont work if shes taking antibiotics though

, ever so nearly found that out the hard way (still going through it actually, wont find out the results of it all till next saturday)

Biohazard · 7 Oct 2006 at 19:51

mrbios said:
haha

...they wont work if shes taking antibiotics though , ever so nearly found that out the hard way (still going through it actually, wont find out the results of it all till next saturday)

god, more luck to you my friend. I'd wet myself constantly until I knew...

what sort of answer are you wanting?

D.P. · 7 Oct 2006 at 20:44

mrbios said:
haha

...they wont work if shes taking antibiotics though , ever so nearly found that out the hard way (still going through it actually, wont find out the results of it all till next saturday)

Been there, done that. But not anti-biotics. Scary stuff. Fingers crossed mate.

Zefan · 7 Oct 2006 at 20:46

D.P. said:
Been there, done that. But not anti-biotics. Scary stuff. Fingers crossed mate.

Sorry but lol at your username.

alexakasloth · 7 Oct 2006 at 21:00

*grabs stomach* LMAO!!!

Great now I have steak splattered over my monitor.

Though in all seriousness, it's scary when the rubber breaks

Biohazard · 7 Oct 2006 at 21:01

DP DP DP everyone loves some DP

Zefan · 7 Oct 2006 at 21:02

$loth said:
it's scary when the rubber breaks

Very, although it was more annoying than anything when it was the first time aswell.

Massive Attack · 7 Oct 2006 at 21:13

lol, both very good

Pebbles · 7 Oct 2006 at 22:02

Zefan said:
Very, although it was more annoying than anything when it was the first time aswell.

Carpet tape is your friend

Zefan · 7 Oct 2006 at 22:04

Pebbles said:
Carpet tape is your friend

This is going to sound so uncool so I'll put it in code tags.

Code:

I'm not sure I follow :(

Pebbles · 7 Oct 2006 at 22:08

Zefan said:
This is going to sound so uncool so I'll put it in code tags.

Code:

I'm not sure I follow :(

Excellent for fixing annoying rips and tears, no little spermicles are getting through that stuff! Give it a try, you wont be disappointed!

Zefan · 7 Oct 2006 at 22:10

Pebbles said:
No little spermicles are getting through that stuff! Give it a try, you wont be disappointed!

I am no rug :eek:

, although...