Biscuits!

semi-pro waster · 14 Sep 2008 at 14:18

Duke said:
What the

gillywibble said:
How rank.

Hot orange squash is quite soothing when you've got a cold and want a change from Ribena. I wouldn't go dunking biscuits in it though, that seems a step too far.

Morgoth · 14 Sep 2008 at 14:25

You need to get a penguin biscuit, bite off the top left and bottom right corners then dunk an end in your hot beverage and suck the other end like a straw. When you start to get liquid in your mouth its time to shove the biscuit in your gob and savour the goodness.

The Badger · 14 Sep 2008 at 17:38

Tea is better for dunking biscuits, so orange juice = nay.

Jay-_-91 · 14 Sep 2008 at 17:57

I imagine a Bourbon and Orange Juice would be a lot like a Terry's Chocolate Orange and about £5 cheaper

Shmo · 14 Sep 2008 at 18:16

Don't buy biscuits often. In fact I got some chocolate hobnobs recently for the first time in ages and remembered why I don't buy biscuits. That's because I always eat the whole packet in one sitting and make myself sick for the rest of the day. I'm always really impressed by people that can wrap up the pack after eating a couple and put it back in a drawer. For me that is not possible and so have to forgo the pleasure of eating biscuits entirely.

Why doesn't celery taste like chocolate hobnobs?

Not that I'm against having the occasional junk food binge but I think biscuits are too calorie heavy for this as a 300g packet can be consumed (by me) very quickly. The best binge food takes a long time to eat for maximum satisfaction. Ice cream is probably better in this respect.