Bitten by some chick

That's a rare bite, you have 28 days to live.

OK she bite you, did you bite her back?
 
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As someone said, next full moon you will feel the urge to do some ironing with a washing machine on and Trisha on the TV...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED :eek:
 
My sister was out the other night for her and a mates birthday and some lads they knew only vaguely decided to give them "birthday bites".

One time I leant over a table in the pub and my best friend, a girl, bit me on the arse. It hurt so bad. I could hardly sit down for the rest of the night and it left a big bruise.
 
I'm still alive - to reaffirm my manlyness and to make sure im not turning into some girl based monster I just used loads of over the top power tools for no apparent reason. Garage is a mess now though.

Awesome
 
Le_Petit_Lapin said:
:/ That mouth looks like it was very small....

You havent been "doing a Glitter" have you?

knowing snobs, it's possible :eek:

having said that one of my mates that i go out there with said his parents were telling him how they used to go as teenagers... 40 years ago!
 
AthlonTom said:
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See!

Hmmm, it's a smiley face all right. The smiley is round and near the shoulder.

Wait ..... it can't be.

The seal of the President of the United States is round and the President said he would shoulder responsibility for Iraq.

It's a conspiracy folks !!!!!!!!

AthlonTom is a secret member of the Priory of Scion, or the Masons or perhaps the Illuminati.

He may even be high up in the New World Order, capable of ordering pigeon's to carp on the heads of the enemy.
 
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Well I've added to my list of amusing injuries! My arm is Neon red and really sore! And it won't come off! I woke up this morning at about five and the girl next to me just goes "Dude your arm is glowing". I think my transformation has begun....
 
AthlonTom said:
Well I've added to my list of amusing injuries! My arm is Neon red and really sore! And it won't come off! I woke up this morning at about five and the girl next to me just goes "Dude your arm is glowing". I think my transformation has begun....

You can take your arm off?

I think you've already transformed :p
 
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