Blair Witch 2

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Right...There's bugger all on...So I've stuck FiveUS on and it has Blair Witch 2 running.

Now I'm a firm believer in 'watch a film before commenting on it' but I'm 15 minutes in and I'm seriously doubting that this will get any better.

I'm also slightly disturbed by the fact that the pasty bint who was lying on the tombstone looks (and sounds) EXACTLY the same as my ex.

So...Should I stick with it in the hope that it suddenly turns into an Aranofsky-esque psychodrama or go and play GT4?

*n
 
It's getting more than a bit cringeworthy.

I don't think I have seen a more contrived and pretentious film...ever.

*n
 
This is the film if anyone says "<insert film> is the worst film I've ever seen" I always say "Have you seen Blair Witch 2?"

The answer is usually no.

Awful film, so glad I can remember none of it, apart from a reference to a popular auction site. Thats how good it was.

aaazza
 
I actually enjoyed this film. It wasn't great but worth a watch if free and bored, for sure.
 
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