Blind Date event

doddsy105

doddsy105

doddsy105

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SO next tuesday im doing this bind date event for charity, and have been given these questions i will have to answer from the girl before being picked.

1. I love cheesy chat up lines, they make me cringe, but I find them hilarious! What’s your cheesiest chat up line you’d use on me?
2. My celebrity crush is Russell Brand because I find him funny, sexy and dresses nice. Who’s your celebrity crush and why?
3. With being a dancer I tend to hurt myself quite a bit, how would you nurse me back to health after a hard day at the studio?

Give me back your best answers and suggestions haha, i would like to have some hilarious answers. :)
 
doddsy105 said:
SO next tuesday im doing this bind date event for charity, and have been given these questions i will have to answer from the girl before being picked.

1. I love cheesy chat up lines, they make me cringe, but I find them hilarious! What’s your cheesiest chat up line you’d use on me?
2. My celebrity crush is Russell Brand because I find him funny, sexy and dresses nice. Who’s your celebrity crush and why?
3. With being a dancer I tend to hurt myself quite a bit, how would you nurse me back to health after a hard day at the studio?

Give me back your best answers and suggestions haha, i would like to have some hilarious answers. :)
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1) Hello darlin', listen, we can do this the nice way, or the rape way ..
2) Fred West. He knew what he wanted and how to get it.
3) Fapping madly over the bed you're in. Trust me, this stuff has the same medical properties as My Miagy's green stuff from the Karate Kid 2, which healed Danielson pretty effectively the moment it touches his bust up arm. Do you hurt your face a lot?
 
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1, i love every bone in your body, especially mine

2, britney spears, cos i like bald women, with children and can't sing

3, see answer 1.
 
1. Sit on my face & I'll guess your weight.

2. Demi Moore, because she is more than Awesome.

3. I have massive hands to rub you down with, Some would say Stranglers hands.
 
1: Want to see my elephant trick? *pull trouser pockets inside out, unzip fly and whip it out*.
2: Gina Carano. I want a woman that can kick lumps out of me.
3: Put you in the kitchen and have you make me a delicious dinner.
 
1) Fancy a coming back to mine for pizza and a ****? NO? Whats the matter dont you like pizza?
2) Katy Perry.. Cos she has great wangers and acts all angelic but you just KNOW she is dirt... Oh and maybe there is a chance of a 4Some ;)
3) Well they say Laughter is the best medicine.. So i can show you my tackle...
 
1) Sorry - did you fart? because I feel faint around you
2) If this gets televised, me. Otherwise chuck norris. Everyone loves chuck norris.... they have to.
3) When you are sick you are in bed.... why would I want you to leave the bed?
 
1. is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?
2. Skylines answer all the way - "Katy Perry.. Cos she has great wangers and acts all angelic but you just KNOW she is dirt... Oh and maybe there is a chance of a 4Some"
 
1. If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
2. Jet from the old gladiators. Shes athletic and beautiful and inspires me to 'firm up' whenever I see her.
3. A long soak in a hot bath, followed by a vigorous rub down - if you're lucky I'll give you a massage as well!

or...

1. Come and sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up.

or...

1. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

or...

1. You don't sweat much for a fat lass.
 
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1. Let's take a shower together... you smell
2. Ron Jeremy because he has a massive John Thomas
3. I'd run you a hot bath, then get you tucked up in bed, make you a hot chocolate and put on a DVD, then I'd go downstairs and play Football Manager
 
1. Hi there, how are you? I like your coat. It makes you look like a whore **** like my mother was.
2. I don't have a celebrity crush, really, but I always did look up to my mother so I'd have to say her. The ****.
3. Being maimed like that I think I'd just have to strangle the life out of you, like I did my bitch of a mother. It's the best thing for both of us.
 
1) Is that a ladder in your tights or a stair way to heaven?

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Note to self, read previous posts first
 
1: What is a sexy lady like you doing out here? Now get your coat, I have a kitchen in need of a clean
2: Russell Brand OMG we have something in common - he is funny, sexy & dresses nice
3: Well once you have cleaned, made my tea, and got me an ice cold beer I will let you go to bed and rest
 
1) I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good?

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you!
 
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