Blind Date event

Holliday · 9 Feb 2011 at 15:58

1. I love cheesy chat up lines, they make me cringe, but I find them hilarious! What’s your cheesiest chat up line you’d use on me?

1.Edam! You're fine. Go Feta you're coat, you've pulled.

Cosimo · 9 Feb 2011 at 15:59

Deiwos said:
1. Listen love, lets not turn this rape into a murder.

Cupra said:
1. lets not turn this rape into a murder

You two should get together.

Dup · 9 Feb 2011 at 16:08

1) I wanna cover you in thermal paste and overclock you till you BSOD.
2) Ann Widdecombe, becasue I like to keep my expectations low in situations like these.
3) I'd let you have your teddy to cuddle when I lock you back in your cage.

TommyV · 9 Feb 2011 at 16:18

Chatup line 1.

Did it hurt?
'What did?'
When you fell from heaven?
'Haha!'
No, really, it looks like you landed flat on your face darlin' everything OK?

Chatup line 2

You're getting laid tonight love
'Haha really, how do you know that?'
........because I'm stronger than you

Edrof · 9 Feb 2011 at 16:26

Pestilence said:
1. Hi there, how are you? I like your coat. It makes you look like a whore **** like my mother was.
2. I don't have a celebrity crush, really, but I always did look up to my mother so I'd have to say her. The ****.
3. Being maimed like that I think I'd just have to strangle the life out of you, like I did my bitch of a mother. It's the best thing for both of us.

Dude... mother issues!