Blonde Joke...!

Virdi

Virdi

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Two blondes walk into a building.......... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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Two blondes walk into this thread....... even they saw the punchline comming a mile off! :p
 
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
 
Bible, Chapter 3, Page 232.

"And lo Noah inscribed a blonde joke unto the inside of thy Ark to amuse thyself."
 
A female computer consultant was helping a smug male set up his computer and she asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with. Wanting to embarrass the female he told her to enter "PENIS". Without blinking or saying a word she entered the password. She almost died laughing at the computer's response :

PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH.


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A blonde women is sitting in her garage, alone, with a gun to her head. She is depressed and finally decides that she just can't live anymore. then, her husband comes home, finds her with the gun and begs her not to do it.
"Please, honey, don't do it, i'll do anything you want, but please, don't kill yourself!" he pleads.
"Shut up! your next!" the blonde says.
 
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Fubar said:
I don't get it. :confused:
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let me break it down for you. the 2 blondes walked into a building. whats there not to understand?

like they walked into a brick wall, and none of them saw the wall. :rolleyes:

are you blonde :p

on a serious note, are blondes really thick? is there some proof to this?
 
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? "Oh look, donut seeds."

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."
 
Blondes are not stupid in an IQ sense, but if they are attractive then they have siply gotten used to having things done for them at the fluttering of the eyebrows from a young age!

Ugly fat blondes are really independent and witty, just like most ugly people!
 
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