Blonde Joke...!

Kell_ee001 · 10 Aug 2007 at 00:22

marc2003 said:
haha rumbled, you dumb blonde....

Millwall.FC · 10 Aug 2007 at 00:23

i think he's insinuating some thing with a pencil

marc2003 · 10 Aug 2007 at 00:25

Kell_ee001 said:

hehe. i've got no chance have i......

you know fully well what you posted, what i quoted and what one of your chums has edited.

elfy · 10 Aug 2007 at 00:28

it did used to say under her ear, pwnz0red

chaparral · 10 Aug 2007 at 00:33

marc2003 · 10 Aug 2007 at 00:36

chaparral said:
edit

haha not you as well. tucking pencils under your ear......

chaparral · 10 Aug 2007 at 00:43

http://www.lotsofjokes.com/blonde.htm

Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.

G-MAN2004 · 10 Aug 2007 at 00:48

marc2003 said:
that makes no sense whatsoever. :/

He has a disproportionately small right hand. Now, read the joke again.

ChroniC · 10 Aug 2007 at 00:52

marc2003 said:
that makes no sense whatsoever. :/

Im going to take full advantage of being the first to say, WHAT!!!! are you a stupid blonde girl.

hahahhahaha

edit/// beaten to it by a kinder less drunk person.

marc2003 · 10 Aug 2007 at 00:56

G-MAN2004 said:
He has a disproportionately small right hand. Now, read the joke again.

i'm fully aware of his disfigurement. it still doesn't make sense.

seriously, if you think his knob is tiny (what a strange subject to begin with ) but then look at dodgy hand and think it's massive, you have issues..... :confused:

edited: to match the terminology in your post.

ChroniC · 10 Aug 2007 at 01:02

marc2003 said:
i'm fully aware of his disfigurement. it still doesn't make sense.

seriously, if you think his knob is tiny (what a strange subject to begin with ) but then look at dodgy hand and think it's massive, you have issues.....

edited: to match the terminology in your post.

Your failing miserably to get out of this one. Its a joke!!!!! (quite a funny one might i add)

marc2003 · 10 Aug 2007 at 01:09

ChroniC said:
Your failing miserably to get out of this one. Its a joke!!!!! (quite a funny one might i add)

i fail to see the funny.

seriously, i laugh at pretty much all jokes that are posted here.... such as the blondes walking into the building etc, crap like that is funny. but this beadle joke is ******* terrible.

G-MAN2004 · 10 Aug 2007 at 01:20

marc2003 said:
i'm fully aware of his disfigurement. it still doesn't make sense.

seriously, if you think his knob is tiny (what a strange subject to begin with ) but then look at dodgy hand and think it's massive, you have issues.....

Oh dear.. A difficult one, is it?

Ok, he has a small knob (Don't ask). When held, in his normal sized hand, it looks small. In the small hand though, it looks big.

Or was you taking the ****?

marc2003 · 10 Aug 2007 at 01:31

G-MAN2004 said:
Oh dear.. A difficult one, is it?

Ok, he has a small knob (Don't ask). When held, in his normal sized hand, it looks small. In the small hand though, it looks big.

Or was you taking the ****?

look at the words you used: tiny & massive. i made sure to include them in my post - hence my edit. but the difference in his hand size is nothing really. this is why this joke fails for me. i get it, i just don't think it's funny. that is all.

i'm not a snob. i laugh at jokes such as what is brown and sticky? poo. i have no shame but this beadle joke is just poor.....

theo · 10 Aug 2007 at 02:01

marc2003 said:
what is brown and sticky?

a stick, not a poo

but i found the JB joke quite funny infact, took two seconds to get it and i giggled, a little

Snash · 10 Aug 2007 at 07:32

PsiFox said:
A blonde joke you can tell in front of her

A lawyer and an blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York.

The lawyer leans over to the blonde and asks if she would like to play a fun game.

The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists and explains that the game is real easy and is a lot of fun. He explains “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don’t know the answer, I’ll pay you $5.”

Again, the blonde politely declines and tries to get to sleep.

The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, “OK, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don’t know the answer, I’ll pay you $100!”

This catches the blondes attention, and she sees no end to this torment unless she plays, so she agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?” The blonde doesn’t say a word, but reaches into her purse, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it’s the blondes turn. She asks the lawyer“What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down on four?”

The lawyer looks over at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all of his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to his co-workers–all to no avail.

After about an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $100. The blonde politely takes the $100 and turns away to try to get back to sleep. The lawyer, more than a little miffed, shakes the blonde and asks “Well, so what’s the answer?” Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and turns away to get back to sleep.

Winner!