Breaking a padlock

GWillow · 10 Mar 2008 at 13:29

Look for the key.

*it's under the pot plant just to the right of the front door*

gillywibble · 10 Mar 2008 at 13:41

Get a homosexual.

Dreadi · 10 Mar 2008 at 13:55

Gillywibble said:
Get a homosexual.

whooooooshhhhhh :confused:

The Badger · 10 Mar 2008 at 14:37

The Jaws Of Death? aka Fire Service Cutters

MrFunex · 10 Mar 2008 at 14:42

Use a HUGE hammer

Or freeze the lock with liquid nitrogen and use a small one

jamief · 10 Mar 2008 at 14:43

Pauliee said:
The Jaws Of Death? aka Fire Service Cutters

I think you mean "the jaws of life", jaws of death might no instil too much confidence at a crash scene!

PhillyDee · 10 Mar 2008 at 14:45

Use Antimatter. CERN has some. Just phone them up and ask nicely.
Annihilates ordinary matter.

Shadez · 10 Mar 2008 at 14:52

Thermite you know you want to

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5735009028560517081

Shoseki · 10 Mar 2008 at 14:54

Get Tom Cruise to use his OT7 mental powers?

ICEx21 · 10 Mar 2008 at 15:12

Show it your wang and watch it curl up and die

Shoseki · 10 Mar 2008 at 15:39

ICEx21 said:
Show it your wang and watch it curl up and laugh

fixed.

ScarySquirrel · 10 Mar 2008 at 15:43

Eat it.

iviv · 10 Mar 2008 at 15:47

Think with portals.

Arjun806 · 10 Mar 2008 at 16:07

Zogger said:
Dvide by zero and use the resulting explosion of spacetime to run a plane on a treadmill in the opposite direction to the padlock, thereby blasting it off with the force of the engines.

Nick1881 · 10 Mar 2008 at 16:09

Why is this a 5 page thread? lol funny replies though.

PiKe · 10 Mar 2008 at 16:55

Jack Bauer.

G-MAN2004 · 10 Mar 2008 at 16:59

You'd get more sensible replies on a paraplegic midget transvestism hardcore porn site.

something_totally_different · 10 Mar 2008 at 17:09

gas canister... wearing a glove spray the lock to freeze it, then hit with a hammer. alternatively use these.

greengiant · 10 Mar 2008 at 18:33

Invent a teleportation machine. Then while testing it out a fly accidently gets in the teleportation booth with you and you end up half man, half fly.

Then vomit fly vomit on the padlock, which then dissolves.

Problem solved.

Except the tiny fly with your head which is crying out "Help meeee!" as it is about to be eaten by a spider.

Chabsy · 10 Mar 2008 at 18:47

Cant you just wait for it to rust