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Another Nun Joke
Two Nuns in a bath.
They hear a knock at the door. "Who is it?"
"Don't worry ladies.. I'm a blind man" a voice replies.
The Nuns, seeing no harm allow him to enter.
"Hi. Nice ****. Where would you like these blinds putting up?"
Two Nuns in a bath.
They hear a knock at the door. "Who is it?"
"Don't worry ladies.. I'm a blind man" a voice replies.
The Nuns, seeing no harm allow him to enter.
"Hi. Nice ****. Where would you like these blinds putting up?"
Doohickey said:Why even nuns?!
And I'm sure in this day and age even the odd nun indulges in a spot of topiary once in a while...
But surely they gave up such things when they saw the light and decided they wanted to look like over grown penguins ??
In an effort to save the thread....
Dorothy is very upset as her husband Albert had just passed away. She goes to the mortuary to look at her dearly departed & the instant she sees him she starts wailing & crying.
One of the attendants rushes up to comfort her. Through her tears she explains that she was upset because Albert was wearing a black suit and that it was his dying wish to be buried in a blue suit.
The attendant apologises & explains that they always put the bodies in a black suit as a matter of course, but he'd see what he could do. The next day Dorothy returns to the mortuary to have one last moment with Albert before his funeral the following day.
When the attendant pulls back the curtain, Dorothy manages to smile through her tears as Albert is now wearing a smart blue suit. She asks the attendant
"how did you manage to get hold of that beautiful blue suit?"
"Well, yesterday afternoon after you left, a man about your husband's size was brought in & he was wearing a blue suit. His wife explained that she was very upset as he had always wanted to be buried in a black suit" the attendant replied.
He continued "After that it was simply a matter of swapping the heads" .
Dorothy is very upset as her husband Albert had just passed away. She goes to the mortuary to look at her dearly departed & the instant she sees him she starts wailing & crying.
One of the attendants rushes up to comfort her. Through her tears she explains that she was upset because Albert was wearing a black suit and that it was his dying wish to be buried in a blue suit.
The attendant apologises & explains that they always put the bodies in a black suit as a matter of course, but he'd see what he could do. The next day Dorothy returns to the mortuary to have one last moment with Albert before his funeral the following day.
When the attendant pulls back the curtain, Dorothy manages to smile through her tears as Albert is now wearing a smart blue suit. She asks the attendant
"how did you manage to get hold of that beautiful blue suit?"
"Well, yesterday afternoon after you left, a man about your husband's size was brought in & he was wearing a blue suit. His wife explained that she was very upset as he had always wanted to be buried in a black suit" the attendant replied.
He continued "After that it was simply a matter of swapping the heads" .