Bring back OCC ..... discipline these young upstarts!

[singist]

I really think it's time that the Old Codgers Club was reborn ..... all these young things taking the proverbial out of us more mature and sensible types; would never be allowed in MYB's day!


What with txt *** and gangsta phrases creeping in all over the place, we, the responsible, venerable and kind seniors should be keeping these green kiddies in order.


Keep these whippersnappers in there place, that's what I think; whipping stocks and various torture devices would also need to be refurbished for the correction cellar, volunteers needed.

O.C.C. NEEDS YOU!


Please sign on the dotted line for the Queens shilling (see, they wouldn't even know what it was.)

Anyone over forty would be eligible and many high ranking posts would be available.

All those who can remember when there was a colliery over there and all this was fields .... one step forward.

Aging Dons and Admin admitted too (need some power)

 

[fatiain]

How about a very mature 34? I have my own pipe and slippers.

 

[Zip]

Your doing a good thing by tryin g to stop all the gangster talk

Gangster talk should be no more, 100 lashings for every word spoken

Some txt talk can stay but none of the stuff where half the word is replaced with a number, such as words like sk8, l8tr, m8 or change the letter s to a z like KidZ and no more words like this spelt like dis.
Can i add something else I HaTe It WhEN PeoPLe TypE LiKe tHiS

Btw im only 17

 

[gc123]

i,m in at 45, when i was a lad....... (by the way my kids hate me texting them, as i do it all longhand )

 

[Brynn]

I propose to set up a opposition party.

I am the Right Honourable Brynn, Member of the YUC, Young Upstarts Club

 

[fatiain]

I propose to set up a opposition party.

I am the Right Honourable Brynn, Member of the YUC, Young Upstarts Club

Shut it you and get back in my TopTrump hand.

 

[Mic]

I thought they cancelled American Chopper for a second

 

[Phog]

I'm 17 going on 70 if that counts?

 

[Otacon]

I'm in. For YUC that is.

Power for YUC = Power for YUC +1

 

[singist]

How about a very mature 34? I have my own pipe and slippers.

I think that the odd exception can be made for such an obviously well dressed and courteous gentleman like yourself; we will of course, have to keep an eye open for YUCs trying to infiltrate.

 

[Jotun]

i,m in at 45, when i was a lad....... (by the way my kids hate me texting them, as i do it all longhand )

I text in longhand all the time, and generaly do my best to use correct english, and i'm only 18... Wish my friends did the same though

 

[Brynn]

I'm in. For YUC that is.

Power for YUC = Power for YUC +1

You can be in charge of my Dancing and Clothing Policy

 

[Otacon]

I shall call it the 'Ministry of looking Good'.

 

[Mic]

I text in longhand all the time, and generaly do my best to use correct english, and i'm only 18... Wish my friends did the same though

Same here, except if it goes over the one limit of one text and I go back and 'txt' it up so to speak.

 

[fatiain]

We need a poll, OCC vs YUC.

Tally-ho OCC.

 

[Brynn]

I shall call it the 'Ministry of looking Good'.

I need my Treasurer, Minister of Music, Minister of Transport, Minister of Enjoyment

 

[fatiain]

I shall call it the 'Ministry of MetroHomoGhey'.

?

 

[singist]

You can be in charge of my Dancing and Clothing Policy

It would seem that they have a dictator as leader ..... we, on the other hand will hold elections to determine who is in charge etc.

 

[Otacon]

?

the 'Ministry of banning french members'

?

 

[Brynn]

It would seem that they have a dictator as leader ..... we, on the other hand will hold elections to determine who is in charge etc.

I will start a smear campaign, that is false, slander.

I now need a Cheif Lawyer, who can sue OCC for all they are worth!