Bring back OCC ..... discipline these young upstarts!

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I really think it's time that the Old Codgers Club was reborn ..... all these young things taking the proverbial out of us more mature and sensible types; would never be allowed in MYB's day! :p


What with txt *** and gangsta phrases creeping in all over the place, we, the responsible, venerable and kind seniors should be keeping these green kiddies in order.


Keep these whippersnappers in there place, that's what I think; whipping stocks and various torture devices would also need to be refurbished for the correction cellar, volunteers needed.

O.C.C. NEEDS YOU!


Please sign on the dotted line for the Queens shilling (see, they wouldn't even know what it was.) :eek:

Anyone over forty would be eligible and many high ranking posts would be available.

All those who can remember when there was a colliery over there and all this was fields .... one step forward.

Aging Dons and Admin admitted too (need some power) ;)
 
Ok, who would like to propose a candidate for spelling and grammar obergruppenfuhrer ....erm ... I mean English language coach?

Then we'll need a campaign headquarters ...... maybe the honourable Mr Sequoia has a spare room or two on his estate, that he might offer for our use? .... I'm assuming that he will be joining our venerable club, of course.

So many things to get sorted out .... come along there gentlemen, get volunteering.



Thank you for your support Mr Berserker ...... yes, we will always be in the minority but we'll have the quality and experience and possibly God on our side too (if Spie joins us) :D
 
Looks as though there's going to be a stampede of slightly younger people wanting to join us .... maybe we should reduce the age qualification to 30 ..... but keep an eye on the younger element within our fold?

Come along then Mr Von Smallhausen, pick up your Times crossword with the rest of your kit ........ I think you may be suited to the ministry of propaganda and disinformation unless you have a preference for something else?


The Port sounds like an excellent idea ..... don't want to rush into things do we... ;)
 
Brynn said:
I need to wait for the rest of my supporters to wake up.

It was Friday night last night, so most of my ministry will still be asleep/hungover/trying to loose the scary hippo they woke up with
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That'll be "lose" by the way, unless they have the hippo tied up ........ well, I see what you mean...
Maybe we can postpone this war for a while, or even avert it?
 
I just thank my lucky stars that none of your unruly youngsters have thought of using Strigiformes in this thread .... that would be unbearable!

We senior knights of the order of the mainframe dragon would never bow to such threats (unless you were going to bring up certain unwise posts)

Make your proposals for this contest, Sir.

Maybe we could incorporate the "scavenger hunt" idea within this?
 
Might be having a four ball on Tuesday ...... don't know about my other chaps .... will have to let you know.

We could make a new list for the hunt that would be relevant .... obviously, some things are easier/harder depending on your age and position (stop giggling, at the back)
 
All females are welcome in OCC (smooth eh?) ;)
We are all honourable men, not like those perv's who would treat you like a hippo. We can even iron our own stuff too. (maybe not quite as smooth) :D
We do appreciate the company of ladies though so feel free to join and make suggestions.
 
Well Mr Von Smallhausen, if I count true the figures are thus:

Fatian. Proposed as Minister for War/peace,Real fizzy beer (Ale) and dietry foodstuffs (pies) ..... I think that he maybe spreading himself a bit thin though with all those responsibilities.

gc123.

Berserker.

lordedmond.

Von Smallhausen. Proposed minister of the interior, larger and Nik Naks ...... we may have to modify the title.

Muban. (stand back! that man!)

manor.

singist.

Zip. Honourary mascot and undercover spy.

melm0.

phog.

William.

Some of the above are distinctly under age, so we'll need to keep a close eye on them but the rest seem genuine and full of good cheer etc.

Suggestions for ministry names and posts etc gratefully received.
 
fatiain said:
Thin? Me? Never!!
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Maybe putting you in charge of pies is not the best idea ...... now then, lets see, who might be good in charge of pies and kitchen stuff ? ..

You sorted this out yet Mr Smallhausen? We expect this organisation to run like a well oiled machine once you've fine tuned the ministries etc.

Talking of well oiled ..... what happened to that vintage Port you were handing round Mr fatian?
 
Come over to the OCC Pebbles, we don't do quiches and I've had a word with feek about his incontinence problem .... (we think it's the Speckled Hen that does it.) but in any event, we have some very nice aerosols (yes, I said aerosols; stop giggling!)

Some of us can still raise a .........











smile every now and then, despite those pesky little beggars.


ps. we can organise child care too...... (that should swing it) ;)
 
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How nice of you to join us Mr dmpoole; I believe that the post that you're after has been filled, though, I'm not sure if the old black and white pics in Health and Efficiency count as porn anymore.

Do come through and see if there's anything that Mr Von Smallhausen can do for you.
 
atpbx said:
My, the potential for hilarious antics are almost limitless.

What bonza japes and top hole wheezes are on the horizon then chaps?
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We are reclaiming the streets! ...... or rather, these fabulous forums; we're going to wrest (they'll have to look that up) control from these wet behind the ears kiddies.
 
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