Britain's Top Model

My biggest problem for me concerning her is not her unfortunately manly voice and seemingly ( that no Maltese accent I've ever heard ) mongrel accent - its her unacceptable lack of intonation when she speaks. She also looks really rather... average, but perhaps that what models are supposed to look like, sort of like what the bint next to her was saying about samples.

I feel like a bitter old man now.
 
I really despise the fashion industry for females, but mainly because I just don't get it. Full of smug, average looking women who think they are royalty just because they're slaves for a brand.

Even watching the catwalks and fashion shows, I still don't understand the point of it. Most of the clothes they wear never see the light of day in the actual stores, and you'd have to be a loony to wear any of it anyway. I mean, huge fur collars that tower over your head, with shoulders on jackets bigger than an American football player's pads, and many more atrocious looking 'clothes' from famous brands. You then go and walk into one of their stores and everything is 'normal' looking.

Don't even get me started on the 'looking like a concentration camp victim' requirement.

I know a lot of guys would love to say, oh I've got a model girlfriend, but I am certainly not one of those people.
 
Why am i thinking of this guy? :D
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Her pimp on the show says she's not skinny - any skinnier and she'd probably be classed anorexically thin!
 
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