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British Women

Mr^B said:
So the upshot of this thread is.

All girls that you meet in whatever passes for a "social circle" for you dress like ***** - therefore most women in the UK dress the same way as the women that you meet?

And even so, you STILL can't get laid (which I presume is the problem at the base of your rant).

It seems like the only problem here is to do with your lack of ability to get laid espite 99% of the women you meet looking like hookers. Is that about right?
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I get laid enough thanks.
 
watch an episode of "Snog Marry or Avoid" on BBC iplayer and you might get a hint to what the OP is refering to. Lamb dressed as Mutton not the other way around :p

Mr B you criticising gurusan about his assumptions (observations) but you are assuming a lot yourself..

Back to the ironing ;)
 
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f00f1ght0r said:
Newcastle and Durham girls on a night time are a scary sight to behold - mutton dressed as lamb... quite literally. 140kgs of pure unadultered skimpy-skin-tight-belly-hanging-out-clothed 50yr woman is a commonly witnessed sight in the aforementioned.
In Middlesbrough, they don't even make an effort, just slap on a Middlesbrough FC Shirt and go show off their drinking skills whilst posing with their tramp stamp tattoos in most clubs and pubs... lol.
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please dont use such descriptive writing as the image I got in my head nearly made my man tackle pack its bags and leave me
 
Well in Newcastle I remember there were some really nice girls but that was dependent on where were you going out . I can't say British women dress as prostitutes but most of them have a weird dressing code when going out .
 
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I think it is an unfair generalisation to say that all British women dress like *****, because I have friends who can dress in 'nice' clothes, but hey, I guess that's all subjective too...

Somehow I prefer foreign girls, not sure why. They are just attractive in a different way to British ones, and I don't necessarily mean looks-wise.

oh, and

James J said:
please dont use such descriptive writing as the image I got in my head nearly made my man tackle pack its bags and leave me
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haven't lol'd so much in a long time, thankyou.
 
stockhausen said:
In light of the fact that you are such an authority on prostitutes, their style of dress and their appearance, have you considered the possibility that your views on British women may be based on the circles in which you move :confused:
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They're wrong, anyway. Prostitutes tend to dress more conservatively. At least, that's what I saw when I lived in a red light district.
 
I think the bottom line here is say most (would I be right in saying that?) women in the UK tend to dress rather slutty

I however think personally this is from men giving women the impression that this is something they like...
 
I like it when girls dress like *****,

Nice to hear we will be having a hot summer... cannot wait till the tiny summer dress' come out...

the smaller the clothes the better i say...
 
gurusan said:
Ok I've been to a fair amount of countries...and I have to say that when "going out"...British women dress atrociously. I mean..nearly all of them.

They all look like prostitutes basically....and the scary thing is that I see 13-15 year olds dressed like this sometimes.

When I see a British hottie dressed with class it's so just so refreshing.

But people seem to just cake on orange fake tan stuff, don a black dress, dye their hair platinum blond, wear weird hoop earings that have been out of style in America since the 80s....

ick.

I just think it's a shame because many of these women are naturally attractive, but then they dress themselves up with all this BS and it's revolting! And the worst of it is that I seem to be the only one of my friends who agrees that British women dress like *****.

But all my friends from America or from other countries notice it instantly.
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Can't agree more.

When I was last in the UK half the girls were sporting grotesque muffin-tops.:(

Who wants to see some McDs stuffed belly fat rolling over jeans 4 sizes too small.
 
Oxford is a wierd place for going out. You've got a mix of Oxford Uni types, Overseas students, Brookes Students and then locals from Oxford and the villages around Oxford.

If you are talking about Brookes girls ... I think Sam from Big Brother probably represents them quite well. Lots of rich daddys girls straight from school, generally with a bit of a chip on their shoulder and interest include shopping, getting hammered, sleeping with a rugby or rowing lad, and generally not wearing much! On the whole prettier than average .. but don't delve too far beneath the surface! While I was there dress code was generally as little clothing as possible, (Sam from BB was known as "Hot pants girl" as she only ever seemed to go out in tiny hot pants and a bikini top). Unless things have changed since I have left (and probably have) they perhaps don't fully fit into the OPs description.

(PS - This is my opinion as a Brookes graduate - and one month away from marrying a Brookes girl - there are always exceptions to every rule ;)

Oxford Uni girls generally stay within their own circles unless they venture up to the Brookes SU to as one Oxford girl put it to me "Pick up some fit, rich and thick guy from Brookes" ... amusing considering what we'd been doing a few moments before. Unlikely to fit the OPs description.

If you go out in Oxford outside of term time (or just to Park End on a weekend generally) then you are talking about a totally different type of girl again. Probably closer to the fake tan, ladette type the OP was talking about - but not all of them are like that by any means.

Particularly in Oxford, it does make a huge difference where you go out and actually just as importantly - when you go out (week night, term time or not etc). I'd suggest going out to different places at different times until you meet someone more to your taste! Believe it or not there are plenty of perfectly lovely British girls out there.
 
Lol, posh women dress just as scantily on a night out as chavettes, the only difference is that their skimpy dresses cost much more.

This is why I avoid going to cheesy clubs in the first place, thankfully dance clubs don't get these kinds of wimmins.
 
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