Bulmer's Pear Cider... side effects?

Solari · 21 Apr 2008 at 23:33

This is the third time I've had a night out on this stuff and I'm convinced that it's a laxative... I don't really enjoy having a bum like Niagara falls, so can someone else please assure me that it's not my alimentary canal going haywire? :eek:

EDIT: No medical advice please!

SideWinder · 21 Apr 2008 at 23:34

/shrugs. Strongbow Cider makes me *oi no swearing!* a lot more than usual but as for Niagara Falls? Maybe your body just doesn't like one of the ingredients?

Biohazard · 21 Apr 2008 at 23:34

IBS. See doctor.

Don't post drunk.

/End.

Arjun806 · 21 Apr 2008 at 23:35

Never happened to me before, you're just a weirdo

Solari · 21 Apr 2008 at 23:36

SideWinder said:
/shrugs. Strongbow Cider makes me *oi no swearing!* a lot more than usual but as for Niagara Falls? Maybe your body just doesn't like one of the ingredients?

I'm trying to suss it seeing as normal Bulmer's is OK and the only common thing I can see is Sulphites. Whenever I drink the pear stuff though, it's like that little Dutch kid pulled his thumb out of the hole in the dam

Exorcist from the opposite end is quite embarassing - people think I'm doing drugs or something when I disappear every 5 mins to the depth-charge basin.

Biohazard said:
IBS. See doctor.
Don't post drunk.
/End.

Par for the course here, I thought

NeedleGunner · 21 Apr 2008 at 23:40

Stop being a wuss and drink more, your not a man unless you can drink your weight in alcohol.

Seriously though how much of it do you drink? I know if I have a skinfull I can **** through the eye of a needle the day after, even more so if I have a ciggie and a cup of coffee in the morning

Stop worrying about it and have a drink.

Solari · 21 Apr 2008 at 23:43

I drink lots of Real Ale, have done for years, and fare quite well to be honest. Perhaps I'm just allergic to something in Bulmer's Pear Cider

Ale has a habit of making you dump your load in spectacular style the next day, but this stuff seems to make me release a Tsunami scale torrent of fecal matter within about 10 mins of drinking my 5th pint

What the hell...

Scrutinize · 21 Apr 2008 at 23:49

Solari said:
This is the third time I've had a night out on this stuff and I'm convinced that it's a laxative... !

Kebab? Burger? anything else to blame?

Solari · 21 Apr 2008 at 23:50

mrk1@1 said:
Kebab? Burger? anything else to blame?

I never eat junk food like McD's, Burger King etc... and to be honest, although I've had a good quota I don't feel very drunk tonight. Just shocked at how this stuff seems to make me want to eject my guts each time I drink it.

If I'm the only one then perhaps I should see a doctor

Van Hellseek · 21 Apr 2008 at 23:54

That's what you get for drinking cider tbh.

Next time you're pooing gravy I suggest considering a proper drink.

MeatLoaf · 22 Apr 2008 at 00:04

Solari said:
This is the third time I've had a night out on this stuff and I'm convinced that it's a laxative... I don't really enjoy having a bum like Niagara falls, so can someone else please assure me that it's not my alimentary canal going haywire?

EDIT: No medical advice please!

I get exactly the same thing!! Same with St Helliers.

However i find that Koppaberg dosent affect me at all

Solari · 22 Apr 2008 at 00:06

MeatLoaf said:
I get exactly the same thing!! Same with St Helliers.

However i find that Koppaberg dosent affect me at all

Ah that Swedish (?) stuff? That's lovely but so sweet that you want to puke like Chuck Norris at a Hello Kitty convention.