Calling all practical jokers

Wile E. Coyote · 2 Feb 2007 at 08:30

I need to do a few practical jokes on one of the lads at work so I open the floor to ocuk practical jokers for some suggestions. I've already selotaped his drawers shut and just want some more ideas to wage a war. Nothing to bad just some pranks.
Thanks

alexakasloth · 2 Feb 2007 at 08:45

Put grass in his keyboard or cover his desk in foil.

Wile E. Coyote · 2 Feb 2007 at 08:48

$loth said:
Put grass in his keyboard or cover his desk in foil.

Its a laptop and when he's not in he takes it with him. Im after loads of little silly annoying things that he will find during the day

Hilly · 2 Feb 2007 at 08:49

take a screen capture of his desktop. Cut off the start bar on the picture, and move all of the icons on his desktop of the screen.

Set the picture as a background, and watch him click the icons expecting them to launch programs.

Plant Cress in his keyboard, leave it over the weekend and watch it grow.

Remove the wheels from his chair.

Wile E. Coyote · 2 Feb 2007 at 08:51

hilly said:
take a screen capture of his desktop. Cut off the start bar on the picture, and move all of the icons on his desktop of the screen.

Set the picture as a background, and watch him click the icons expecting them to launch programs.

Nice I like that one, just need to get at his computer

Mr-White · 2 Feb 2007 at 08:54

swap the keys over on his keyboard

MW

Jimmi · 2 Feb 2007 at 08:56

fill his draws with packing foam thingys (the bits that look like wotsits!)

nail his draws shut from behind :cool:

label everything on his desk (i.e. bin, keyboard, pen, mouse, plug) with large white stickers

Wile E. Coyote · 2 Feb 2007 at 08:57

Jimmi said:
label everything on his desk (i.e. bin, keyboard, pen, mouse, plug) with large white stickers

Cool we have a labelling machine in the office

Zip · 2 Feb 2007 at 09:05

Some how drill a tiny hole in his coffee mug

Premier · 2 Feb 2007 at 09:48

if you have tiles in the ceiling wait til he goes away from his desk and leaves his mobile on the desk.

Grab the mobile and stick in ceiling on the tile above his head, make sure you put it on silent but leave vibrate on and ring it while he's at his desk, it will make a bit of noise and we wont figure out whats doing it.

or Change his keyboard settings to arabic or something

dustiestrat · 2 Feb 2007 at 10:09

does he use the touch pad or mouse with his laptop if he uses mouse with ball take the ball out and watch him struggle when not working if laser mouse tape thing bit of paper over sensor.

WIBSBOT · 2 Feb 2007 at 10:13

seloptape the reciever down on the phone.

Hickin · 2 Feb 2007 at 10:18

Change the settings on his mouse so the right click is the left click, someone got me good with that! I will seek my revenge!!

dustiestrat · 2 Feb 2007 at 10:27

cellotape all his pens pencils and other stationary to underside of the desk .

Deleted member 329 · 2 Feb 2007 at 10:44

wht dont you stab him in the eye? then you can go and visit his wife... chortle

Bill101 · 2 Feb 2007 at 10:48

WIBSBOT said:
seloptape the reciever down on the phone.

or glue it down and keep phoneing him

Wait until he goes to the toilet and as he comes out throw water in his lap, it will look like he has weed himself

Morthoseth · 2 Feb 2007 at 10:53

Bill101 said:
or glue it down and keep phoneing him

Wait until he goes to the toilet and as he comes out throw water in his lap, it will look like he has weed himself

He wants to have a little fun / have a laugh, not a punch in the face.

fini · 2 Feb 2007 at 10:57

if you sit close to him then plug your keyboard into the back of his computer and unplug his. When he tries to type something type various 'message to self's' instead.

Set word to autocorrect his name with 'complete wally' or something similar.

fini

SGCWill · 2 Feb 2007 at 11:16

change the ink in his pens for different colours, change colour settings on monitor, jam stapler, swap his extension for yours (phone), add mustard to his coffee/tea or salt is always funny. If he drinks coke, fill it with powdered/ground sugar - but this can be messy.

keep ringing his desk with your mobile - but withhold the number.

dustiestrat · 2 Feb 2007 at 11:18

make a wallpaper thats all black with read writing saying error 38654 please reboot get rid of all the desktop icons and hide the task bar then when he comes back he'll think carp and turn the comp striaght of when loads up still says same thing. then just sit back and watch him panic

Calling all practical jokers

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