Calling all practical jokers

fonzee · 2 Feb 2007 at 11:22

Premier said:
if you have tiles in the ceiling wait til he goes away from his desk and leaves his mobile on the desk.

Grab the mobile and stick in ceiling on the tile above his head, make sure you put it on silent but leave vibrate on and ring it while he's at his desk, it will make a bit of noise and we wont figure out whats doing it.

that is klass

The_KiD · 2 Feb 2007 at 12:09

Install this on his laptop:

http://www.microsoft.com/technet/sysinternals/Miscellaneous/BlueScreen.mspx

Bes · 2 Feb 2007 at 12:12

fini said:
if you sit close to him then plug your keyboard into the back of his computer and unplug his. When he tries to type something type various 'message to self's' instead.

Set word to autocorrect his name with 'complete wally' or something similar.

fini

*chortle*

Premier · 2 Feb 2007 at 12:16

we used to have a rule were if anyone that went away from there desk and left mobile and it happened to go off we would something with it.

one of the best was cutting open the a coke can and putting it inside ( after emptying of course ) and then taping the can back up and turning it so the cut couldnt be seen and then ringing the phone.

it was funny to watch the persons reaction when the coke can suddenly started vibrating across their desk

mine got taped to the back of a clock on a wall and i only found it when the clock vibrated off the wall

we've also taped them underneath desks and behind filing cabinets and many more strange places

Vegetarian · 2 Feb 2007 at 12:20

Theres a programme floting somewhere on net that you put this prog in start up folder of PC so when it starts up a windows box comes up saying

"Press any key to format C: Drive, altenitively restart the PC to start Formatting process"

You watch your friend pull their hair out trying to work out what to do haha

gjrc · 2 Feb 2007 at 12:23

poo in his dvd drive then press the close button....

ruffneck · 2 Feb 2007 at 12:26

get some cress seeds, little bit of water, add to keyboard when he's not there, wait a few days and voila!

KizZ · 2 Feb 2007 at 12:28

Poo on his chair.

stuppy · 2 Feb 2007 at 12:34

Set his startup sound on his computer to erotic screaming - im sure you can find it on the internet somewhere. Make sure the volume is on full so that people can hear it, shut the computer down.

If he asks why his computer is off - act innocent. He'll switch it back on and BOOM

Phate · 2 Feb 2007 at 12:38

Put his chair in the lift and send it all over the place.

Uhtred · 2 Feb 2007 at 12:38

similar to the keyboard one. i plugged a wireless mouse into the back of my bosses pc. i had the mouse on my desk and would every so often move the mouse, right click or use the scroll wheel

MookJong · 2 Feb 2007 at 12:43

If his phone is black press the earpiece into an ink pad and then phone him.....a novel twist on the old telescope trick.

Downloaded some pictures of sheep (or anything really) to his machine then Scheldule some tasks in Windows to randomly open them.

Phate · 2 Feb 2007 at 12:46

Zap said:
similar to the keyboard one. i plugged a wireless mouse into the back of my bosses pc. i had the mouse on my desk and would every so often move the mouse, right click or use the scroll wheel

I see your joke and raise you:

Bluetooth dongle into the back of someones pc and controlling the mouse with your phone!

Bones · 2 Feb 2007 at 12:57

Bluetooth dongle into the back of someones pc and controlling the mouse with your phone!

Oh how much fun did i have with that!! the person was crying out "OMG i must have been hacked!" i kept on moving the mouse and opening the start menu, anything to pass the time

Wile E. Coyote · 2 Feb 2007 at 13:02

All good suggestions, will have to get busy, keep em coming

Cheers guys

Hugogo · 2 Feb 2007 at 13:58

deep freeze a foam gillette can. Split it open (only when its fully frozen). Slide contents into draw/ car. And wait for it to unfreeze.

caff · 2 Feb 2007 at 13:59

Go into control panel and swap the mouse buttons round

Tiny stickers on everything as suggested (in hidden places that he'll only find later)

Phate · 2 Feb 2007 at 14:04

Hugogo said:
deep freeze a foam gillette can. Split it open (only when its fully frozen). Slide contents into draw/ car. And wait for it to unfreeze.

What exactly does this do?

MookJong · 2 Feb 2007 at 14:07

Phate said:
What exactly does this do?

Come on Sherlock, what usually comes out of a shaving foam can at room temperature?

Phate · 2 Feb 2007 at 14:10

MookJong said:
Come on Sherlock, what usually comes out of a shaving foam can at room temperature?

Just seen my own muppetry.

Didnt see the "split it open" bit.