Calling all practical jokers

[House]

Come on Sherlock, what usually comes out of a shaving foam can at room temperature?

I would imagine not allot after you have already burst it and its exploded in your face.

 

[J1234]

if you have tiles in the ceiling wait til he goes away from his desk and leaves his mobile on the desk.

Grab the mobile and stick in ceiling on the tile above his head, make sure you put it on silent but leave vibrate on and ring it while he's at his desk, it will make a bit of noise and we wont figure out whats doing it.

Or get a cat and put it in the ceiling, and you will have yourself one ceiling cat.

 

[nin9abadga]

print out loads of little pictures of something, passport kind of size then distribute them throughout his workspace, drawers, books, folders, paper etc. make sure you put them inbetween all the pages in his books and stuff so he'll never find them all in one go. i did that to a guy at work with a picture of an old employee, he was finding millions of ian tittertons in his folders for weeks

 

[Wile E. Coyote]

^^ I like Will be putting this into action.

 

[nin9abadga]

make sure you put some obvious ones around, sellotape them to his chair, coffee mug desk etc, so he can find them easily then hopefully he won't look for the ones you've expertly hidden in his folders!

 

[Phate]

Sellotape the lips of his jacket pockets up, i've done this and it takes people a few seconds to realised they can't open their pockets

Sellotape the mouse to the mousemat.

 

[Swordfish]

Install this on his laptop:

http://www.microsoft.com/technet/sysinternals/Miscellaneous/BlueScreen.mspx

That is just class!!!!

 

[Cybermyk]

Large spider under the keyboard. It will make a run for it after a while. Windows install disk in the CD ready for the next boot. Set his password to expire every other day.

 

[elevenseventysix]

Downloaded some pictures of sheep (or anything really) to his machine then Scheldule some tasks in Windows to randomly open them.

Brilliant!

 

[blighter]

Install this on his laptop:

http://www.microsoft.com/technet/sysinternals/Miscellaneous/BlueScreen.mspx

i installed that on my PC as a novelty screen saver and a couple of days after, i returned from college and reset my PC

 

[daveyj27]

If you still have some christmas crackers knocking around, remove the snap strips from the inside and throw the rest away.

Take a strip or two and tape one end to the underside of his phone receiver, then tape the other end to the phone itself. You'll need to position the strip carefully to keep it nice and concealed.
I don't need to draw you a picture to explain what happens from there.

This prank works a treat, my boss fell out of his chair.


Edit:

Using the same method I also booby-trapped his drawers, his laptop cover and even a desk stapler.

 

[Solari]

How the heck can you control the mouse using your phone? Doesn't this need some 3rd party software installed?

 

[tomanders91]

make some sweet love to his eye socket

 

[Bailey_sufc]

Some how drill a tiny hole in his coffee mug

someone did this will i was on work experinec and filled it with candle wax and then il just gradualy seeps all over them lol

 

[Phate]

How the heck can you control the mouse using your phone? Doesn't this need some 3rd party software installed?

No. my phone (K800i) - if it is paired with it via bluetooth can control pc's. like the mouse cursor with the joystick. its really cool

 

[Killa_ken]

take two wheels of his chair so he falls over when he sits down

 

[Solari]

No. my phone (K800i) - if it is paired with it via bluetooth can control pc's. like the mouse cursor with the joystick. its really cool

I get Service not found when i try from my Samsung to an XP PC. Will try another machine later.

 

[JunkBot]

Elastic bands around the arms of his jacket....

When he goes to put it on his arms will get stuck

 

[lordedmond]

change his chair for a WC pan


did it to our manager one xmas good job he was drunk