Cameron and the pig..

cheesyboy · 21 Sep 2015 at 15:35

I 100% don't care if this story is true or false.

My enjoyment is purely based on the actual existence of the story

Greebo · 21 Sep 2015 at 15:38

cheesyboy said:
I 100% don't care if this story is true or false.

My enjoyment is purely based on the actual existence of the story

Snap. Can you imagine what the conservations were like in no 10 this morning?

"The ******* have gone and printed the pig story?"

markweatherill · 21 Sep 2015 at 15:39

I am sure these days such an act would get you on the sex offenders register!

Caged · 21 Sep 2015 at 15:43

I don't care if it's true or not. Loads of people now think it is true, therefore it happened.

The same logic used by the Tories when defending policy. I'm sure they'd have no objections.

ubersonic · 21 Sep 2015 at 15:51

lovelyhead said:
Yer man is a dead pig shagger!

Unless you've emigrated to Iceland recently and not mentioned it, he's your leader too...

lovelyhead · 21 Sep 2015 at 15:52

ubersonic said:
Unless you've emigrated to Iceland recently and not mentioned it, he's your leader too...

Technically true but the vast majority of Scots never voted for no pig pumper.

ubersonic · 21 Sep 2015 at 15:54

Caged said:
I don't care if it's true or not. Loads of people now think it is true, therefore it happened.

The worrying thing is, this story is payback against Camaron for refusing to give the stories inventor the job he wanted (and believed he bought). If this is what happens when Tory leaders actually stand up to their billionaire backers then it's questionable if we will ever see one do it again

Cosimo · 21 Sep 2015 at 15:55

glenimp617 · 21 Sep 2015 at 15:58

like many offices up and down the country, today has been filled with pig puns

fs123 · 21 Sep 2015 at 15:59

ubersonic said:
The worrying thing is, this story is payback against Camaron for refusing to give the stories inventor the job he wanted (and believed he bought). If this is what happens when Tory leaders actually stand up to their billionaire backers then it's questionable if we will ever see one do it again

Any potential donors will think twice about giving money to these guys now anyway. Most would think it is pretty ungrateful to snub a guy who gave your party £8m. The whole issue also proves that the Tories turn a blind eye to the rich tax avoiders in exchange for cash. It's probably part of the reason why they don't seem to want laws against tax avoidance.

doodah · 21 Sep 2015 at 16:03

Will this be like Monica Lewinsky? Denial and then further denial/admission based purely on definitions and semantics

?

Dr Jack · 21 Sep 2015 at 16:16

xibinim said:
Will this be like Monica Lewinsky? Denial and then further denial/admission based purely on definitions and semantics ?

I did not have sexual relations with that pig?

phonemonkey · 21 Sep 2015 at 16:16

ubersonic said:
Welcome to the last page.

Because it's completely reasonable to equate (presumably) consensual relations conducted in private with publicly shoving your willy in a dead pigs mouth. Totally the same thing... :rolleyes:

DAIR · 21 Sep 2015 at 16:40

Leave poor David alone. I'm sure most have done silly, funny things in the past. Should we not judge him as the man he is now?!

Skidder · 21 Sep 2015 at 16:42

He's obviously a good laugh, I say give him the credit for it

dowie · 21 Sep 2015 at 16:47

fs123 said:
Any potential donors will think twice about giving money to these guys now anyway. Most would think it is pretty ungrateful to snub a guy who gave your party £8m. The whole issue also proves that the Tories turn a blind eye to the rich tax avoiders in exchange for cash. It's probably part of the reason why they don't seem to want laws against tax avoidance.

its ungrateful to not allow a government job to be bought by a billionaire

I'm sure his donations bought him a lot of influence, though buying him a job in govt is getting very dodgy

dowie · 21 Sep 2015 at 16:47

phonemonkey said:
Because it's completely reasonable to equate (presumably) consensual relations conducted in private with publicly shoving your willy in a dead pigs mouth. Totally the same thing...

well technically both of them ****ed a pig

(allegedly)

Cosimo · 21 Sep 2015 at 16:54

xibinim said:
Will this be like Monica Lewinsky? Denial and then further denial/admission based purely on definitions and semantics ?

Monica admitted that she played with the president's clock but dead pigs don't squeal...

scorza · 21 Sep 2015 at 17:33

Pretty disgusted with Ashcroft for releasing this story, let's be honest it wouldn't be right to publish it if it were Jeremy Corbyn and it's not right just because it's David Cameron. Everyone knows this sort of thing goes on in the Bullingdon Club anyway.

phonemonkey · 21 Sep 2015 at 17:40

dowie said:
well technically both of them ****ed a pig (allegedly)

Technically one of them allegedly had sex with a consenting adult, the other assaulted a dead pig.

Whatever your opinion of Diane Abbott, and her attractiveness comparing having sex with her to shoving your willy in the mouth of a dead pig is pretty offensive and bizarre. Are we really saying that putting your willy in a dead pig is as common as having sex with a woman other people find unattractive?