Can Ducks Live Away from Ponds?

Spacky · 10 Apr 2006 at 10:42

panthro said:
lol, I need to find a ladder tall enough to get up onto the roof. is that £5 each?! I have some really annoying starlings if your interested?

Reminded me of this classic

http://www.serve.com/bonzai/monty/classics/ThePetShopSketch-2

Spunj99 · 10 Apr 2006 at 10:47

neil3k said:
It's the government spying on you

Agreed.

Send the story to The Sun immediately.

wordy · 10 Apr 2006 at 11:18

RandomTom said:
ducks are great. post them to me, £5inc p&p ?

They are indeed. I'll bid £6 inc p&p

spike66 · 10 Apr 2006 at 11:22

wordy said:
They are indeed. I'll bid £6 inc p&p

Corn fed will get a little more than £6:00, also if they are good on the Web, then you may get more

OzZie · 10 Apr 2006 at 12:00

Yup, i've had my pet duck for about 6 months now. Found her in the wild up at our stables and took her in. :cool:

Lays an egg everyday too

Spacky · 10 Apr 2006 at 12:01

OzZie said:
Yup, i've had my pet duck for about 6 months now. Found her in the wild up at our stables and took her in.

Lays an egg everyday too

Eggs are the avian alternative to periods, surprised that a few people don't know this.

Doesn't stop me eating them though.

edit - Bit off topic but just got me thinking as I need lunch

spike66 · 10 Apr 2006 at 13:14

Spacky said:
Eggs are the avian alternative to periods, surprised that a few people don't know this.

Doesn't stop me eating them though.

edit - Bit off topic but just got me thinking as I need lunch

Well that put me off my egg mayo sandwiches :eek: