Can I just wish.....

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The 3 lads who tried to force one of my windows open a cosy night in the cells.

We live in a 3 storey house, with the living room being upstairs. I came down to let the dog out, popped my head into my office to see some lad pulling at my window.

I got the phone, called the police and as luck would have it a patrol car was driving past unaware, cue the lads scarper over the field at the back and bump into another patrol that was also on its way. The patrol car that was driving past swings around to visit me. Then another neighbour from down the road appears saying that they have just forced there way into a communal area in the block of apartments.

Three in custody, attempted burglary!
 
You lucky bast***!

I caught two ****** robbing my house, yet the police deemed it too dangerous to arrest them and ordered me to let them go! :confused:

Guess the law's different depending on where you live!
 
You lucky bast***!

I caught two ****** robbing my house, yet the police deemed it too dangerous to arrest them and ordered me to let them go! :confused:

Guess the law's different depending on where you live!

Cheshire Constabulary, on the ball !!!!
 
There's some lads around the estate I live in, I always see them trying to break into cars to steal stuff. The actually succeeded last Saturday night too :(.
 
if someone broke into my house id shoot them,but id probably end up in court for violating their human rights, in other words their right to be criminal scum, a few years ago ago a local shopkeeper in my area had 2 guys come into his filling station and tried to rob him, he shot both of them in the legs with a legally held shotgun and he was treated like a criminal, just for looking after his property and family
 
You lucky bast***!

I caught two ****** robbing my house, yet the police deemed it too dangerous to arrest them and ordered me to let them go! :confused:

Guess the law's different depending on where you live!

Should have said something like; "You've got 10 minutes to get here or I'm going to start chlorinating the gene pool" :D. Bet they would've been there in record time then...
 
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