All I can say is I'm glad you're not my IT manager. You'd have been made jobless a long time ago.
Basically impressioning the views of one person across multiple user bases is verging on the uneducated. XP is by no means the 'real world' faster alternative to XP. My Vista machine here can boot, shut down and reboot again quicker than the same machine can boot to XP once.
Serioulsy, its time to leave that Legacy OS behind and move on. If everyone thought like you, we would still be running Win2K or 98. In fact, why are you running XP if you're against bloated GUIs and eye candy? Win2K would be a far better choice no??