Can you get a toaster with slots longer than 5 inches??

[Mailman86]

Try jamming the bread in with a fork with a regular toaster? Best do it while it's on so the bread is warm and will squish a lot better.

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

SON OF A BEECH!!

 

[The Funktopus]

SON OF A BEECH!!

He's branching out?

 

[Doonhamer]

TV reference

 

[dacads]

Size matters.

 

[Energize]

I gave up using toasters, I just use the grill now. Never found one that could actually evenly toast a slice of bread, I guess it's inherent to their heating element shapes.

 

[kwerk]

Buy an AGA and make toast on the heater plates. That's how rich people make toast.

 

[dpbadger]

I use a barbecue or a coal fire and put the bread on a fork.

 

[Mutt]

The Breville VTT236 looks pretty decent and it's only £19.99 with free delivery. But best of all, you can call it Neville (which is definitely what I would do).

 

[OhEsEcks]

That's a REAL man's Toaster.

Real mean use a blow torch and replace butter and marmite with bearing and carbon conductive grease. Washed down with a cup of castrol oil.

 

[nath247]

Just eat less toast?

 

[Nightglow]

You had a look at the Dualit 46022 which is a long slot toaster with extra wide 36mm slots.

Also the WARING WT400BU 4-Slice Toaster is a Extra deep slot toaster, has a 3 year guarantee.

http://www.appliancesdirect.co.uk/p/wt400bu/waring-wt400bu-toaster

 

[Resident]

I just use the grill. It's one less appliance/plug that I need to worry about for an already small kitchen that I have.

I miss having the coal-fire central heating my parents used to have. Making toast with it was epic. Always tasted better than any toaster/grill.

 

[cm1179]

ask wenger

 

[pingwing]

Heard Appleton is looking for a new challenge?

 

[Yas786]

ask Bale

And WTF is this thread doing in the football section of the forums??

 

[Tunney]

And WTF is this thread doing in the football section of the forums??

Not every thread has to be about Gareth Bale.

 

[Yas786]

Not every thread has to be about Gareth Bale.

And not every thread has to be about Wenger too...so put your rolleyes away, relax and learn to take a joke

 

[StevieP]

Also the WARING WT400BU 4-Slice Toaster is a Extra deep slot toaster, has a 3 year guarantee.

http://www.appliancesdirect.co.uk/p/wt400bu/waring-wt400bu-toaster

This is the sort of thing I'm after! "Extra-deep, extra-wide slots and extra long carriage toasts even the thickest, hand cut slices to perfection"

Thanks for the suggestions (and insinuations! ) but to address a couple of the posts

- I don't like the 2 really long slot types as I want to be able to toast 4 reasonably long pieces of bread at the same time

- I can't use my grill because it's utter *****

- What I choose to do with my toaster, in my time, is no-one's business but my own......and possibly the local electrician's!

Thanks again chaps....

*edit* only just realised that this is in fact in the wrong section! although I have to say the response has been fantastic - I guess you footie nuts really like your toasting hardware!!!!!!

 

[Nightglow]

This is the sort of thing I'm after! "Extra-deep, extra-wide slots and extra long carriage toasts even the thickest, hand cut slices to perfection"

Thanks for the suggestions (and insinuations! ) but to address a couple of the posts

- I don't like the 2 really long slot types as I want to be able to toast 4 reasonably long pieces of bread at the same time

- I can't use my grill because it's utter *****

- What I choose to do with my toaster, in my time, is no-one's business but my own......and possibly the local electrician's!

Thanks again chaps....

*edit* only just realised that this is in fact in the wrong section! although I have to say the response has been fantastic - I guess you footie nuts really like your toasting hardware!!!!!!

Maybe some mod will move it to 'Home & Garden'...

P:S: Waring WT400BU shop around, it can be found cheaper.