Can you monkeys as pets in the UK?

agnes · 15 Sep 2010 at 15:11

Contact the daily fail.

Ant84 · 15 Sep 2010 at 15:15

I'd love one of those tamarins as a pet.

How would you go about buying one? I doubt they sell them in the local pet shop.

misterPK · 15 Sep 2010 at 15:15

Are you sure it's not a really hairy (and possibly inbred) baby?

PK!

Apok · 15 Sep 2010 at 15:37

Can you what monkeys as pets?

DJMK4 · 15 Sep 2010 at 16:29

Can you monk your pets?

Always thought about converting my dog in to a monk

RDM · 15 Sep 2010 at 16:29

simulatorman said:
If you are really that concerned then a call to the RSPCA will do no harm.

I wouldn't be too sure of that...

Cosimo · 15 Sep 2010 at 16:30

Apok said:
Can you what monkeys as pets?

DJMK4 said:
Can you monkey pets?

Can pet monkeys?

Drake5 · 15 Sep 2010 at 16:31

thedoc46 said:
If that was me, I'd go ape ****

RDM · 15 Sep 2010 at 16:31

simulatorman said:
Can pet monkeys?

That would possibly be considered cruel. Also not sure if you are allowed to eat monkey in the UK...

KnightsWhoSayNi · 15 Sep 2010 at 16:34

Always wanted a pet monkey. I'd teach him to load the dishwasher and make tea!

Cosimo · 15 Sep 2010 at 16:35

KnightsWhoSayNi said:
Always wanted a pet monkey. I'd teach him to load the dishwasher and make tea!

My wife already has one.

Neodite · 15 Sep 2010 at 16:48

I want a monkey

I gave my wife the baby she wanted, so i think she should let me have a monkey

Skidder · 15 Sep 2010 at 16:54

Neodite said:
I want a monkey

I gave my wife the baby she wanted, so i think she should let me have a monkey

I've given my wife two, I want a monkey that rides a bear.

Hamster · 15 Sep 2010 at 17:55

Do they spank it if it's badly behaved?

markweatherill · 15 Sep 2010 at 18:18

adamknox said:
Its very thin and small its about the size of a kitten with long thin arms and a big head. lol

Sounds like a Grey. Perhaps they've done a reverse alien abduction.

"andy" · 15 Sep 2010 at 18:51

expensive , long waiting list , dont live very long , too small to be trained as a butler which was my original master plan.

all factors that stopped me getting a marmoset when i was a silly teenager with too much cash

Jonny69 · 15 Sep 2010 at 18:53

Can I monkeys? I might to.

Relentless81 · 15 Sep 2010 at 18:55

adamknox said:
Its very thin and small its about the size of a kitten with long thin arms and a big head. lol

Its definitely an alien breeding ground, you need the FBI not the RSPCA

Participant · 15 Sep 2010 at 19:54

I make delivery monkey pets all the time.

Can you monkeys as pets in the UK?

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