Can you retract a text?

This has to be a wind up, i haven't laughed so much for so long, it cant happen in real life, do you write scripts for EastEnders or something?
 
the truth is that if she is the kind of girl who fondles crotches in public, you should know somethings afoot. and if she wanted 3 somes and the like would you have been game in the longer run anyway?
 
Hrm.. well my 2 cents:

Get together with the antennae lady.

Make sure your ex sees you out together somewhere, introduce her as *****. She'll remember the name from the text and ssume you were with her before you two broke up.

Maybe that'll make her think, or atleast you might get a threesome with the two of them.
 
Thats just insane mate. Im actually sitting here shocked :o..

If your ex turns out like any of mine.. id be changing my number just to save the hassle and see if you have any chance with this girl from work.

Also.. how do i stop wireless dropping out? my flat mates does it all the time while mine is fine lol

If it's dropping, it might be due to signal interference. E.g mobile phones etc. Mine did this for a period, before I changed the channel.
 
Doh, didn't get a chance to post my witty pic I had planned from page 4, that sucks (Your situation!)

Or...as this is the internet, and there are lots of sensitive people here...post your ex's number and i'm sure a good few OcUK'ers will text her asking about a threesome that she is offering out :)
 
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