Can you retract a text?

Update 3

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I have just got back from the girl from works house, and sorting out her wireless..., I got around there about 5pm and fixed it within an hour - I have to say I had no idea of her 'relationship status'?.. - Anyway, she offered to cook me a little something to eat, it wasnt anything special but I didnt say that lol

Anyway, I told her about my ex gf and the likes but only told her that we recently split etc - I noticed that she perked up abit when I said that, she didnt say anything, just acted more interested?...i dunno.

We ended up groping (mutual decision!) each other on the setee and it felt right to do so haha ..WRONG

The door bell rings and guess who is at the door! Her boyfriend. Back early from a night out with the lads! :mad:

She just told him that I was here to sort the Internet out, which was true - I got away with it because nothing really happened as such - but it was close.

I left her and her boyfriend at what I could tell was gonna be long night from them (arguement wise) as he seemed really jealous/paranoid of something was goin on!

I think im gonna stay away from relationships/girls for a bit :(

Ex gf is still taunting me with texts - This all feels like a bad bad dream :(

\girls
 
Why did he knock on his own front door?

If I were you I'd stay clear of the both of them, if you try it on with the girl from work then you would be as bad as the guy having his love spuds touched, and you know what that did to your relationship.

Take time out and enjoy the freedom.
 
Jesus what a s***** week. Sorry to hear that man. fwiw dude you will look back at this later on and just think of it as one of lifes experiences and nothing more... when you have a new/better girlfriend and lots of new things going for you.
 
Right I've decided this thread is lies. It's just too funny to be true.

This is funnier than the GTA/furry thread.
 
Update 3

:(

I have just got back from the girl from works house, and sorting out her wireless..., I got around there about 5pm and fixed it within an hour - I have to say I had no idea of her 'relationship status'?.. - Anyway, she offered to cook me a little something to eat, it wasnt anything special but I didnt say that lol

Anyway, I told her about my ex gf and the likes but only told her that we recently split etc - I noticed that she perked up abit when I said that, she didnt say anything, just acted more interested?...i dunno.

We ended up groping (mutual decision!) each other on the setee and it felt right to do so haha ..WRONG

The door bell rings and guess who is at the door! Her boyfriend. Back early from a night out with the lads! :mad:

She just told him that I was here to sort the Internet out, which was true - I got away with it because nothing really happened as such - but it was close.

I left her and her boyfriend at what I could tell was gonna be long night from them (arguement wise) as he seemed really jealous/paranoid of something was goin on!

I think im gonna stay away from relationships/girls for a bit :(

Ex gf is still taunting me with texts - This all feels like a bad bad dream :(

\girls


Ive read this book dont Ze Germans turn up soon!
 
It's pretty dire if it is true... it's so implausably bad that people are refusing to believe it.
 
Hmm, I now am also thinking the follow-up is a bit dubious but fun to read nevertheless!:D

Update 4 is going be a foursome with partners exchanged :p
 
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