Candles

Feek · 18 Dec 2020 at 17:51

I bought one of those fancy candles that’s supposed to make the room smell nice.

I lit it a couple of hours and I don’t know why, it doesn’t seem to be working.

It just doesn't make any scents

Thekwango · 18 Dec 2020 at 17:53

and sadly the notifications worked for this thread......just my luck

peterwalkley · 18 Dec 2020 at 18:06

A wick joke even by Feek standards.

Werewolf · 18 Dec 2020 at 18:09

I fear your jokes are getting rather tallow feek, I'm worried you're burning out.

Maccapacca · 18 Dec 2020 at 18:10

This sort of thread is getting right on my wick

Rilot · 18 Dec 2020 at 18:13

I really can't candle jokes like that.

robfosters · 18 Dec 2020 at 18:19

I’m not waxing lyrical over that

Hades · 18 Dec 2020 at 18:20

Four candles?

andy_mk3 · 18 Dec 2020 at 18:23

You're an absolute melt m8.

NoobCannon · 18 Dec 2020 at 18:23

FBi7 · 18 Dec 2020 at 19:29

Please find somewhere else to wax lyrical.

17 NCSWIC · 18 Dec 2020 at 21:48

You lot crack me up

m@rty · 18 Dec 2020 at 21:52

Help im melting

Bonjour · 18 Dec 2020 at 21:55

Hades said:
Four candles?

Nah.

Handles for forks!

Hades · 18 Dec 2020 at 22:39

Bonjour said:
Nah.

Handles for forks!

Got any 'ose?

Haggisman · 18 Dec 2020 at 22:50

I'll probably get flamed for saying this, but I thought that joke was tealightful

Captain · 18 Dec 2020 at 22:53

You’re getting on my wick with these poor jokes.

andy_mk3 · 18 Dec 2020 at 23:43

This thread has been a blowout

Quartz · 19 Dec 2020 at 00:02

Feek said:
I bought one of those fancy candles that’s supposed to make the room smell nice.

You need four of them.

robfosters · 19 Dec 2020 at 00:07

Hades said:
Got any 'ose?

For the garden gate?

Candles

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