I'm going back 40+ years ago, but don't knock it till you've tried it, I bet there's a few who frequent these forums that 'used to or still do' eat Ye Olde Oak Ham.
Surely that's something to feed to the dog/cat?
I'm not too sure what they would do if they saw that.
Don't think I've seen anything so vile since the time I saw two girls one cup :S
If you think thats bad hit up one guy one jar, that'll change your life