Cant Drive Laterly!

Justintime · 1 Jun 2009 at 21:02

I did

Janesy B · 1 Jun 2009 at 21:05

Justintime said:
I did

I see what you did there

Your sig should say OcUK, while I'm at it

danza · 1 Jun 2009 at 21:14

My Grandad mounted the pavement once when he saw a hottie in full summer colours.

It barely sufficed, but he ultimately got what he wanted, the randy old so and so.

Participant · 1 Jun 2009 at 21:29

danza said:
My Grandad mounted the pavement once when he saw a hottie in full summer colours.

Even I wouldn't have sex with a pavement.

thepeteh · 1 Jun 2009 at 22:08

Rybo89 said:
plus if your not far from Chatsworth, get your self up there, some right talent walking about, just dont take missus with you or there will be trouble!

I spent Sunday down by the river in Chatsworth and it was absoloutley heaving with pretty young things... Mirrored glasses are awesome.

Ross1234 · 1 Jun 2009 at 22:10

What do you mean by "talent walking about" ?

Howard · 1 Jun 2009 at 22:15

He means he saw Susan Boyle walking along the pavement

loltim · 1 Jun 2009 at 22:36

hmm, Chatsworth isn't far from me, weather is good tomorrow yes? :cool:

tom_nieto · 1 Jun 2009 at 22:47

I read that as "can't drive laterally". Was disappointed not to find drifting into obstacle videos.

/leaves

Rybo89 · 1 Jun 2009 at 22:49

Howard said:
He means he saw Susan Boyle walking along the pavement

haha not bad, not bad!

Tim said:
hmm, Chatsworth isn't far from me, weather is good tomorrow yes?

yes weather is ment to be like this all week aint it? we should be off up chatsworth or linakre tomorrow so ill look out for the EK9 if im up chatsworth :cool:

Sime · 1 Jun 2009 at 22:51

Howard said:
Shall I translate?

"The scantily clad women are out en masse, thus I am finding it tremendously difficult to keep my eye on the road"

Ahh, I get it now. Cheers mate

...and yes. Driving is becoming increasingly more difficult!

Overlag · 1 Jun 2009 at 22:55

i must admit i was up "north" for oulton park this weekend and the amount of hot ladies around was 10times more than down here in scumford (romford). made me drive slower for once.

snowdog · 2 Jun 2009 at 01:37

Pretty sure it happens often, dad almost drove into the back of some car when we both were checking out some hot chick on the back of a bike. And even during my lessons I get distracted once or twice when I see a nice lass and forget what the instructor is telling me in the meantime.

asim18 · 2 Jun 2009 at 01:42

snowdog said:
Pretty sure it happens often, dad almost drove into the back of some car when we both were checking out some hot chick on the back of a bike. And even during my lessons I get distracted once or twice when I see a nice lass and forget what the instructor is telling me in the meantime.

lol. It's the opposite with my instructor. He starts gazing at the women and totally forgets about me.

snowdog · 2 Jun 2009 at 02:02

asim18 said:
lol. It's the opposite with my instructor. He starts gazing at the women and totally forgets about me.

Prolly due to the fact mine is a married religious man in his late 50's or early 60's :eek:

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iaind · 2 Jun 2009 at 07:49

Janesy B said:
Perhaps this is the real reason why insurance is so high for blokes!

Do women not have the same thing, only with shoe shops? Thats a 365 day a year hazard though

mrk · 2 Jun 2009 at 08:39

I call for a daily crumpet encounters thread of an annual nature!

Howard · 2 Jun 2009 at 09:03

mrk said:
I call for a daily crumpet encounters thread of an annual nature!

Followed by the occasional "My night in the cells - a diary" thread

Dup · 2 Jun 2009 at 09:44

The 6th form has kicked out now I think, so no talent in uniform for months round here

Bennie-Mac · 2 Jun 2009 at 12:11

mr_x_plosion said:
I wonder how many accidents happen from guys checking out some hot girl then running into the car in front lol

My old maths teacher crashed his car as "he couldnt take his eyes off the ugliest man he had ever seen, pushing an empty wheelbarrow"