Von Smallhausen said:
Von Smallhausen said:
Von Smallhausen said:
manor said:Darth knew what Luke was getting for Christmas, he had felt his presents.
manor said:Darth knew what Luke was getting for Christmas, he had felt his presents.
"...In the end, however, Vader's habit of choking his underlings backfired when he met an insubordinate young ensign completely lacking in a respiratory system. With the Dark Lord's failure to enforce discipline, the fall of the Empire would soon follow."Von Smallhausen said:
Yoda's ear-job and face-lift truly made him look like a new man. Vader complimented him on his youthful appearance, and a momentous battle of wills ensued.Von Smallhausen said:
Vader knew that it would grow up to be large, violent and smelly, but the baby wookie was just too cute...Von Smallhausen said:
"I've got a bad feeling about you, Ewok. I know you're planning something, I just don't know what. Just remember, I'll be watching you closely!"Von Smallhausen said:
Ooh, don't you tempt me! You don't understand the power of the dark side!manor said:Are you sure???![]()
"You have failed me for the last time, Admiral!"