Caption Competition

[cleanbluesky]

Ladies and gentleman I present you with

 

[woodsy2k]

This just in, Super Sonic pegion turd has the power to take out a small child. Intelligence believes it is a tactic to steal food stuffs.

 

[Tru]

In Communist China BIRD FEEDS YOU

 

[alexakasloth]

They say having a pigeon poop on you is lucky. I beg to differ...

 

[MaxPower]

New asian game show just takes it that one step too far!

 

[manveruppd]

"The final tests have proved successful! Soon my pigeon army shall be unleashed upon the world and I shall have my revenge! MWHAWHAWHAWHAWHA!!!"

 

[JollyGreen]

"Removing all the statues in a local chinese park had disastrous results"

 

[cleanbluesky]

Prepare for the absolute most puntastic caption to this picture...




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Pigeons introduce a new pecking order

 

[gord]

Trip to China: £600
Digital Camera: £225
Buying some kid popcorn: £4

Capturing that perfect moment: Priceless

 

[Andelusion]

In Communist China BIRD FEEDS YOU

Love it

 

[neil3k]

The US army takes practicing on live decoys to a whole new level.

 

[Mr_L]

Turmoil as children’s M&S photo shoot turns into tragedy as deranged and slightly peeved pigeon is let loose.

Wee Jimmy was heard screaming: "Not on the sandals! Not on the Sandals!"

 

[woodsy2k]

New Chinese secrete weapon is da bomb

 

[fatiain]

Please do not feed the pigeons

 

[CChrisca]

"this is the last time I'm telling you - no more stale bread!!!"

 

[cleanbluesky]

Kids will do anything for Dairy Lee

 

[Belmit]

Pedro hated being the luckiest boy in the village.

 

[MoNkeE]

Bird Flu was found to be extremely over-rated - given birds nothing but the ****s.

-RaZ

 

[|-Chris-|]

Argh: Woo Flung Dung!

 

[cleanbluesky]

Winna will be chosen before my head hits pillow tonight, so get your groove on...