Caption Competition

[Shoseki]

"No really, I am disabled! I'm in a wheelchair and everything! Hello?" click

 

[fatiain]

Terrys addiction to buying crap off the internet reaches a new low.

 

[Aliboy]

As terry called the hospital he couldn't help but grimace when he had to tell the staff where the 'horns' of his space hopper were stuck

 

[fatiain]

Dave called the last contact in his mobile phone, hoping they would talk to him.

"To top up press 1..."

 

[MoNkeE]

Life sized Subbuteo footballer's found to be a little bit more realistic than anticipated.

-RaZ

 

[cleanbluesky]

After his unfortunate illness he had been promised a discreet Colostomy bag, yet found only disappointment

 

[Cybermyk]

"Morpheus, ya hi it's Neo mate. Hows that prophecy thing going, oh ya well that's nice man. Anywhoo about that whole take the blue pill take the red pill thing... It seems keeping things the same just isn't the best option mate, any chance I could change my mind?"

 

[manveruppd]

Lacking the means to own private jets, the Wannabe Jetsetters Club settled for more fuel-efficient means of transport.

 

[cleanbluesky]

"WTF am I holding?"

 

[JollyGreen]

<australian accent> "... And if we're very very quiet, we might just see the mighty blue boingy-boingo devour it's prey"

 

[Belmit]

"Now do what with the snowshoe?! This phone sex isn't all it's cracked up to be."

 

[cleanbluesky]

Sixth months after escape, by boat, car and foot, once he considered himself safe - once he thought he was finally free, The Prisoner was about to be pounced on by one of those strange Inflated Balls...

 

[fatiain]

Fire brigade please, I have my fingers trapped in this drain cover.

 

[Balders]

New novelty counter announced for Powerball range.

(probably only those with powerballs will know what I'm on about)

 

[manor]

"...I know. The genuine advice people give you on the OcUk forum is brilliant...I got this new technique from the GD dieting thread....and I only have to use Mustard on my face for a fortnight!"

 

[cleanbluesky]

We need a winna...

 

[rlm]

"Hello, doctor, you know you said I should ring the next time my piles play up...."

 

[Pumpkinstew]

We need a winna...

Don't rush me, man. There's too many good ones.

Honourable mentions go to Tru's Dom Joly riff, Belmit's phone sex gag and CBS's blueballing social satire.

But the winner is...

Hi OcUK? You know that water cooler complete with fan and grill you sent me.

Biting the hand that feeds you purely for a laugh.
Now that takes balls.
(sorry)

 

[Old Turkey]

Hello, is this Argos after sales support? ....... I've got a problem with this foot-spar you sold me ....

 

[Cybermyk]

Ta

Do your best.