Caption Competition

rker83 · 11 Feb 2006 at 20:09

"One of your species, one of mine, i make that Pimms o'clock!"

Ken · 11 Feb 2006 at 20:17

"I conclude, yes. We'll give the next generation a head start."

Von Smallhausen · 11 Feb 2006 at 20:19

Since getting a good shoeing off Blofeld outside the pub, Mr Bond was never quite the same.

Gilly · 11 Feb 2006 at 20:21

The artian behind James grabbed a handful.

skysnapper · 11 Feb 2006 at 20:35

A stunned mr bond was shocked to find miss money penny had a penis and it was this big

fatiain · 11 Feb 2006 at 20:45

Von Smallhousen revealed

Nix · 11 Feb 2006 at 20:45

If Martians invade, we have to beat them with big sticks see. Like this one. I like sticks.

Hate · 11 Feb 2006 at 20:47

pierce brosnan could never perfect his fonzie impression

Mr_L · 11 Feb 2006 at 20:47

"Put that in your pipe and smoke it!"

"Yak, Yak"

Von Smallhausen · 11 Feb 2006 at 21:03

fatiain said:
Von Smallhousen revealed

gord · 11 Feb 2006 at 21:04

"We were astounded to find that the martians.. as shown here in two stages.. were actually long life lightbulbs.. as indicated right."

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"At the international science awards Dr Brosnan gave an insightful presentation on aliens.. only to win the ceremony unknowingly by wowing scientists with his neverending stick.

manor · 11 Feb 2006 at 21:10

"..then I measured it's breasts. It was at least four foot from the average and I still hadn't had my breakfast. Watkins said to me, my god pierce thats a big one and I said I know Watkins, I know, but if you need to join the OCC then your flat cap needs to be straighter."

woodsy2k · 11 Feb 2006 at 22:27

"Both James and the Alien were disturbed when they were shown the actual size of the anal probe used for examination..."

fatiain · 12 Feb 2006 at 07:19

Q lets James down, all he had to defend himself against Blofelds henchmen was a garden cane and a licorice pipe.

Pumpkinstew · 12 Feb 2006 at 10:25

'..and what i'm proposing is a little movable trolley doohickey with cameras and sensors and panels that will turn sunlight into power. We'll fly it to Mars and then drop it in a giant balloon contraption. It will then sniff out these martian rascals and introduce us to them by playing a recorded greeting from the Queen followed by Elgar and a serving Earl Grey and scones.'

fatiain · 12 Feb 2006 at 10:55

The Martian was shocked to see what was causing Pierce's expression.

kitten_caboodle · 12 Feb 2006 at 10:58

Dr Brosnan was shocked to see the true appearance of his internet bride. Slim with big eyes, good teeth, brainy and good head is what the advert said.

kitten_caboodle · 12 Feb 2006 at 10:59

He'd hit it. Preferably with that stick.

Cybermyk · 12 Feb 2006 at 18:09

gord said:
"We were astounded to find that the martians.. as shown here in two stages.. were actually long life lightbulbs.. as indicated right."

Gord Wins it, gave me a chuckle anyway

Special mention to Kitten_caboodle for saying what we were all thinking

Supercow · 13 Feb 2006 at 10:16

Do your worst