Caption Competition

[Belmit]

"As the hair began to sprout from his chin and he felt his front teeth starting to protrude, Hammy began to sweat; he needed more serum and he needed it fast."

 

[Tru]

The Addams family made a surprise appearance at this seasons opening Nascar race.

 

[Cybermyk]

Here we see some of the crowd scenes at the annual "do a topless photo for Feek's birthday" open air event.

 

[geeza]

lost guy attempts to make his way to 8foot chinese man with red sweater

 

[Kaysus23]

is he staring at my butt again

 

[Tru]

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is he staring at my butt again[/QUOTE]
Welcome to the forums. And November.

 

[Balders]

"Hands up who's gay?"

 

[MoNkeE]

"Much to Fred's amazement, everyone was too busy watching the racing to notice he was holding up a severed arm."

-RaZ

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?

(wait 2 seconds)

No!
Its a nuke!
Arrrrrggghhh!!

 

[NeedleGunner]

Frank Lampard felt a bit nervous when the crowd was asked

'Who'd hit Charlotte Church?'

 

[manveruppd]

Sorry, I know I'm kinda repeating myself but....

"Debbie always felt like much more of a woman whenever she visited the Hobbiton F1 Grand Prix."

or...

"The Chinese Giant was ecstatic: finally, a woman who would understand what it was like to be him!"

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

'Who has already hit Paris Hilton?'

 

[Von Smallhausen]

Although pleased of the ' leg up ' to see what was going on, Jenny didn't realise it would take 6 hours to remove her boyfriends head underneath from a certain orifice.

 

[Belmit]

Any winners for this one?

 

[bandit]

the Hand of God made a miraculous reappearance in Argentina.
many took it as a sign from God that the there would be divine assistance in the next worl cup....

/can you tell im still bitter..?

 

[Martynt74]

People were shocked to discover that mary magdelane was in reality a black man

 

[Balders]

"Black man clobbered with the holiday-bat for failing to fully asterisk out sweary on jumper"

 

[UncleBob]

Debbie was somewhat surprised at the number of dwarfs attending the X-factor auditions.

 

[gord]

Any winners for this one?

"Hands up who's gay?"

so simple, but loved it... loved it more because i know i should have thought of it...

 

[Shoseki]

Debbie was somewhat surprised at the number of dwarfs attending the X-factor auditions.

Debbie was *sure* she wouldn't be picked last this time for footie!