Caption competition

Scuzi · 31 Aug 2008 at 23:37

It's my dad's birthday soon and I'm thinking about getting a custom card printed. I have an image but I need a caption to go below it. The winning caption will make it onto the birthday card and the writer will get a lollypop.

The image isn't really funny or anything, hence the need for a killer caption.

Anyway, here it is...

dirtybeatfreak · 31 Aug 2008 at 23:39

does he like rod stewart?

toosepin · 31 Aug 2008 at 23:39

"I know I look like a tube of Aquafresh but I don't care."

Slinwagh · 31 Aug 2008 at 23:40

What does the winner get?

shauncr91 · 31 Aug 2008 at 23:40

toosepin said:
"I know I look like a tube of Aquafresh but I don't care."

Haha, this

Scuzi · 31 Aug 2008 at 23:42

toosepin said:
"I know I look like a tube of Aquafresh but I don't care."

Haha

Slinwagh said:
What does the winner get?

A lollypop.

Slinwagh · 31 Aug 2008 at 23:43

Scuzi said:
Haha

A lollypop.

How will you label the envelope?

Scuzi · 31 Aug 2008 at 23:45

Slinwagh said:
How will you label the envelope?

With an address.
And a flower.
And some perfume.
And pictures of homosexuals.

Cybermyk · 31 Aug 2008 at 23:49

"Hmm... I wonder where my son gets his fashion sense"

SpeedFreak · 31 Aug 2008 at 23:50

Scuzi said:
With an address.
And a flower.
And some perfume.
And pictures of homosexuals.

In that case, here's my entry:

It's official, nice Sunglasses can make anyone look cool!

zain · 31 Aug 2008 at 23:52

"LOLWUT?"

Nitefly · 31 Aug 2008 at 23:53

Haircut - £30

Sunglasses - £120

Designer shirt - £80

Realising you are far, far too old to ever be able to pull it off - Priceless.

(It kind of doesn't work because... I actually think he looks quite cool

)

Tom2k8 · 31 Aug 2008 at 23:53

'You may be cool... But you'll never be 50-stripes cool.'

Nick1881 · 31 Aug 2008 at 23:54

"Excuse me, would you happen to have any Grey Poupon?"

geekyEd · 31 Aug 2008 at 23:54

"these glasses are so dark I can fall asleep and no one will ever notice"

Cr0fty · 31 Aug 2008 at 23:55

*invisible trumpet*

Ekim · 31 Aug 2008 at 23:55

Although he had managed to super-glue his hand to his chin Dad managed to remain calm and collected.

Nitefly · 31 Aug 2008 at 23:56

Ekim said:
Although he had managed to super-glue his hand to his chin Dad managed to remain calm and collected.

Winner.

Tom0 · 31 Aug 2008 at 23:56

"I wasn't picking my nose!"

fail at the internets · 31 Aug 2008 at 23:57

"My son may dress a little gay but i'm all man"