Caption competition

The Dread Pirate · 1 Sep 2008 at 10:28

"The problem is If I build the pool here they may find the bodies however if I build it over there they may find the the weapons"

Snakedoctor · 1 Sep 2008 at 11:17

What time is the Richard Hammond look alike contest?

Andy · 1 Sep 2008 at 11:42

MULLETTT! The best a man can get!

rsatd · 1 Sep 2008 at 11:44

s1ick said:
"Hmmh, these glasses are so dark I can fall asleep and no one will ever notice"

Add the pondering and it sounds good.

Hedge · 1 Sep 2008 at 11:53

Sure my beard was around here somewhere!

Scuzi · 1 Sep 2008 at 17:01

Ekim said:
Although he had managed to super-glue his hand to his chin Dad managed to remain calm and collected.

Winrar!

I'm ordering the card now. Thanks for the suggestions everyone, most of them were good

Ekim, if you actually want a lollypop then email me. Penski, if you want royalties for the use of your original hilarious idea, email me.

SourChipmunk · 1 Sep 2008 at 17:10

Scuzi said:
Winrar!

Please get rid of that redundant word 'managed', though.

Hedge · 1 Sep 2008 at 17:11

That seemed like a pretty boring choice compared to a lot of them to be honest lol

Ekim · 1 Sep 2008 at 17:21

Raist said:
Please get rid of that redundant word 'managed', though.

Agreed:

Although he had super-glued his hand to his chin Dad managed to remain calm and collected.

Sounds Better.

Don't worry about sending me the lollipop

- although I must admit I was rather influenced by this card:

http://www.clintoncards.co.uk/search/image.php?product=CAA1387

The cheery smile was wearing thin. When would he admit he'd glued his hands to the table?

If you want you can send the lollipop to Clintons?

Von Smallhausen · 1 Sep 2008 at 18:12

Mr Anderson ........ or should I call you Neo ?

Amnesia · 1 Sep 2008 at 18:16

how about

"im taking a leak and you're watching me"

i declare myself the winner

ichabod crane · 1 Sep 2008 at 18:45

"You don't see any yellow braces here do you son!"

georges · 1 Sep 2008 at 20:23

"HAHAHAHAHA HA HA HA HA HAAAA.. "

toosepin said:
"I know I look like a tube of Aquafresh but I don't care."

Mohinder said:
The strain of several years of heroin abuse had taken their toll on Richard Hammond

My two favourites

Raumarik · 1 Sep 2008 at 20:41

"Gillette, the best a man can get."

or

"Medallion man pondered which one to wear out to the bingo."

JohnnyG · 1 Sep 2008 at 20:54

Oi swear da little green fella told me it was an invisible, everlasting pint of Guinness, it only cost me 4 sheep and a handful of beans too...

tuffty747 · 1 Sep 2008 at 21:03

"Ronseal - Does exactly what it says on the tin..." tbh.

I know the poll is closed though

Duke · 1 Sep 2008 at 21:08

My CPU is a neural net processor, a learning computer. The more contact I have with humans, the more I learn.

bennyboy2606 · 1 Sep 2008 at 21:08

FIRE! FIRE! HELP!

Zico · 1 Sep 2008 at 21:52

Even though the competition is over...

On the outside:
Good looks come to those who wait...

On the inside:
...don't worry you'll get some soon!