Caption competition

unclebob123 · 27 Apr 2013 at 20:10

I have a competition and I need to think of the best caption I can for this photo. It is of Mick Jagger after a small crash in 1966. If someone here comes up with the winning caption then the prize will be 50% theirs.

Q&A-

Q: Are you not trying trying to capitalise on other peoples thoughts?
A: Yes I am

Q: Will you really share the prize if you win?
A: Yes

Q: What is the prize?
A: A guitar

Q: But how do you share one guitar? Is this a time share? This better not be a time share.
A: I will sell the guitar and all proceeds will be divided 50:50.

Q: But I could just do a reverse search on the image and find the competition to win it all for my self, why do I need you?
A:Simply put, you don't need me but I am a registered charity and my half of the money will go to sick children in developing counties.

Q: You're not a registered charity, are you?
A: No

So caption away

wazza300 · 27 Apr 2013 at 20:13

"I got stuck between a rock n a hard place officer!"

Judge Mental · 27 Apr 2013 at 20:20

"White hair,shell suit. Did a runner after he pranged me with his Rolls......then all these kids came piling out of the boot."

One More Solo · 27 Apr 2013 at 20:31

Mick Jagger talks to police officer after minor traffic incident in 1966.

Proddeh · 27 Apr 2013 at 20:36

"If I can just find someone who will Gimme shelter then I'll Paint it black."

Kosmiche · 27 Apr 2013 at 20:40

"What can I say except sticky fingers"

"Butter fingers Mick? No officer, sticky fingers"

Ricoshea · 27 Apr 2013 at 20:48

'Nice helmet'.. 'Thanks officer'

EGuitarStar · 27 Apr 2013 at 20:49

There was a jumping jack flash in the middle of the road with brown sugar.

cjgardens · 27 Apr 2013 at 20:53

Your fly is undone

EGuitarStar · 27 Apr 2013 at 20:55

I was blinded by rainbows officer.

EGuitarStar · 27 Apr 2013 at 20:57

The steering wheel got stuck under my thumb.

EGuitarStar · 27 Apr 2013 at 20:59

I wanna be your man if you really want to be my friend.

Pestilence · 27 Apr 2013 at 21:14

Mick skilfully shields his partner as she practices her Jedi powers on an unwary police officer.

Kosmiche · 27 Apr 2013 at 21:15

I'm sure some variant of mine will win, I'm just trying to think of the perfect word order.

isonomicjedi · 27 Apr 2013 at 21:17

"You see officers those kids behind me were rolling stones and I....."

isonomicjedi · 27 Apr 2013 at 21:29

"I swear I saw someone SHINE A LIGHT then I heard THE BIGGEST BANG. I looked at my STEEL WHEELS and got STICKY FINGERS. In the AFTERMATH I saw those DECEMBER'S CHILDREN over there I hoped they'd give me some EMOTIONAL RESCUE. I don't know what caused it officer but I hope you leave NO STONE UNTURNED""

ElliorR · 27 Apr 2013 at 21:29

"Name?"

"Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste"

Sliver · 27 Apr 2013 at 21:43

'Officer, that kid in the stripy T-shirt behind me has been trolling my Facebook page for months, hence the hit and run'

Deleted member 651465 · 27 Apr 2013 at 22:20

"Have those kids behind me gone?"

The_Bullet · 27 Apr 2013 at 22:20

Hello Officer. Pleased to meet you. Hope you guessed my name.

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