Caption help please

[Biohazard]

It's annoying me that I can't come up with anything myself as it seems to be inviting it;

Any humorous injection to help with my imaginative block is welcome!!

 

[mk17]

In Soviet Russia, chair ... Nah, I've got nothing!

 

[R-evans]

Be careful, giant crabs. (Looks like a giant crab has hold of him)

 

[peterwalkley]

How to sit when you can't tell your ass from your elbow.

 

[arctine]

Well, this thread is already hilarious

 

[LOAM]

Don't lay on your chair and poo on the floor.

 

[Biohazard]

Well, this thread is already hilarious

Funny, before anyone responded and it sunk down the first page I thought "fail". Which should have come to me earlier..

 

[brendy]

Due to NHS cutbacks and lack of beds, prostate examinations will be carried out in the waiting room.

 

[ElliorR]

Chairful.

 

[godinman]

'This sort of thing wouldn't happen under a separate and autonomous Scottish government'.

 

[Malevolence]

The Invisible Man, rapist?

 

[Kosmiche]

Something about edge of the seat masterbating.

 

[deuse]

Thanks Cameron

 

[Salsa]

Dave's acrobatic efforts to impress his secretary by launching a Ping-Pong ball across the office like that hooker he once met met in Thailand failed miserably.

/Salsa

 

[V4NT0M]

Thanks Cameron

Actual lol

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Breakdancing isn't normal, but on meth it is.

 

[mrk]

Serves the stickman right for slouching on the chair in the first place!

 

[Nitefly]

Always remember to check behind you when collecting wild chair eggs.

 

[Efour]

Caution: Giant penis breaks chair.

Dont balance your chair on Snooker balls...?

Dont chair on your sit call Ambulance chasing Money grabbing creaming scum on xxxx

 

[V4NT0M]

A WILD CHAIR APPEARS!