What;s this thing with some people who just give notes, got a purse full of change. Shopping comes to £16.01, give you a £20 note. Ask them do they have 1p. Some customers say yes and give me one or 2p. Then some look into their purse and say no. Yet when I give the latter £3.99 in change, they give me a disgusted look. Well don't look at me like that if you CBA in giving me a 1p.
Then like yesterday, we had hardly any £5 notes. "have you got any fivers" when I gave them £7.40 in coins. If I could produce fivers from fresh air, I wouldn't need to work!
Have to agree about customers getting the zig with getting £5 in coins rather than a fiver, there were times when I drove a taxi that fivers seemed like gold dust, so if I got a £4.60 fare and the job gave me a tenner and said, “Take £5”, then I gave him back 5 one pound coins, he’d invariably say, “Ain’t you got a fiver?”
I wouldn’t say it, but I’d be thinking, ‘Do you think that in this job I WANT to part with my pound coins?’
On the subject of a £16.01 bill and no 1p being offered, I had a surreal experience in the U.S.
We flew into Tampa FL, and had a 30 mile drive to the house that we’d rented for 3 weeks.
On the way my wife said, “If you see a Publix or Kroger supermarket, pull in and we’ll have a freight up for breakfast stuff and salads for lunch, plus wine, vodka and mixers, plus household stuff.”
As luck would have it I saw a Winn-Dixie, another chain in the South.
At the checkout it came to something like $85.25c, I had a bunch of dollars that I’d taken in my taxi at exorbitant rates for times like this, so gave the girl two fifty dollar bills and a quarter.
She looked perplexed and said, “That’s too much Sir, your total is $85.25.”
I said quietly, “Yes I know, but if you take the $100 and the quarter, and give me $15 you’ll have $85.25”
It took 4 or 5 minutes for her to understand that I wasn’t trying to rip her off.