Cat problem

Melm0 · 19 Aug 2010 at 15:41

Put some catnip under with window outside so he will be too preoccupied outside to be bothered about trying to rape you

Participant · 19 Aug 2010 at 15:45

Melm0 said:
Put some catnip under with window outside so he will be too preoccupied outside to be bothered about trying to rape you

Yeah attract it and others to the window, great idea.

Chicken #16 · 19 Aug 2010 at 15:48

62p for cat spikes! (plus postage)

bargain

Melm0 · 19 Aug 2010 at 15:48

Robbie G said:
Yeah attract it and others to the window, great idea.

You underestimate my amazing plan! The cats gather, and fight TO THE DEATH over the said catnip, and the last one standing is so injured it bleeds to death. End of problem

Mat · 19 Aug 2010 at 16:14

Anti personnel mines.

"BANG! and the cat is gone...!"

Aliboy · 19 Aug 2010 at 17:42

"andy" said:
just put some mesh or something up

not rocket science

cat science

If you can't get a hold of decent mesh then just pop down to your local supermarket and nick a shopping trolley. Pop it on its side on your window sill and voila ... easy peasy

tr1cky · 19 Aug 2010 at 17:46

Get a dog

D.Roberts · 19 Aug 2010 at 17:47

Well next time it gets in kill it.....job done

BigglesPiP · 19 Aug 2010 at 18:00

Your initial mistake was letting it out of the box...

I recommend hoofing it until it gets the message.

Deadbeat · 19 Aug 2010 at 18:04

BigglesPiP said:
I recommend hoofing it until it gets the message.

Hoofing it?

BigglesPiP · 19 Aug 2010 at 18:08

Deadbeat said:
Hoofing it?

Aren't gifs illegal?