Cat ****

eatcustard said:
I find having a dog is the best deterrent, when a cat enters garden the dog gives chase, cat does not return.
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What about when cats come in at night? You only have even more **** to clean up then.
The best deterrent I found is strong smelling plants like lavender and mint. Cats noses are too sensitive to go near them.
 
I have the problem at the moment with a random cat trying to get in my house. I was on my pc with headphones window open. I see the thing coming down my stairs. Neighbour told me they found it on their bed. Now i cant keep my windows wide open.
 
Craig1981 said:
Plant a mine field in your garden?
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These sort of threads always come up stupid comments like this!

Battleship 5 miles off the coast is much better as the neighbour would never know and the collateral damage of 15" shells and lack of accuracy could remove the neighbour too, who will be a hormonal car crash if they like cats.

Might actually take you out too but risk worth taking for the lols
 
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(this upset someone last time)
 
Dis86 said:
Cat crap upsets a lot of people. Doesn't stop people owning cats though does it?
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Yeah because poisoning an animal is the same as keeping one as a pet. :confused:

The content of it is irrelevant to what I said anyway. There are fools that poison birds of prey in Scotland. From experience, I know you can't stop people being cruel to animals.

That said, my point was he knowingly posted it after upsetting someone last time with it. If you're asking in that context then I just don't know what to say other than you can't stop a cat pooing as you can make it poo where you want. Not without a rubber bung anyway but see the point above.
 
Befriend the cat, gain it's trust and then in time make love to its sister.

Heartbroken cat never returns. Win.
 
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